D.A.F.C Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 Workmen who come to your house to do a job and all the while keep making wee moany comments about how awkward everything is. You quoted the job and I'm paying you a fortune for it just get on with it. Make them milky cold tea.I did that for the moaning twat who did my decking. They didn't want me in the house because they were running two jobs at the same time. Were also smoking weed in their van. Did a great job but the hummed and hawed about everything and left everything at their arse including open pen knifes lying in the driveway overnight.Next door has grandkids over most days.Enjoy your tea p***ks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Theres a different accent from the bottom of the Hilltown to the top of the Hilltown. Both are however indecipherable IMO. My wife (Dundonian) backs up the bit about the strong East Dundee accent but doesn't agree with me about the rest of the city being generic east coast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 14 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: My wife (Dundonian) backs up the bit about the strong East Dundee accent but doesn't agree with me about the rest of the city being generic east coast. If you mean Dundees leafy west end then maybe but Menzieshill, Lochhee, Charleston, Ardler and St Mary's would all be gey coorse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 Which bit has the Korean Billy Dundonian accent? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 10 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: If you mean Dundees leafy west end then maybe but Menzieshill, Lochhee, Charleston, Ardler and St Mary's would all be gey coorse Is Fintry, Whitfield, Douglas and Linlathen the "leafy west end"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 27 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: My wife (Dundonian). Sorry to hear that, m8. Thoughts are with you at this difficult time. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 10 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: Is Fintry, Whitfield, Douglas and Linlathen the "leafy west end"? God's country. Apart from Linlathen or 'Hula' as it prefers to be called. That's all waifs and strays. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 1 hour ago, MixuFruit said: A pal of mine once got hassle of a lady who insisted they were mother and child spots, not father and child. He should have told her he was part of a same-sex couple and was effectively the child's mother. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 4 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Hoping to get to see it over Weekend. DCA bar and that open? It was open outside for drinks, surprisingly not too busy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Scrolling down the forum page and clicking on someone's profile by mistake. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 23 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Which bit has the Korean Billy Dundonian accent? Meh hoose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daydream Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Sitting listening to a podcast with Barry Ferguson on it (an absolute baller) where he's decrying Scottish teams playing it out from the back as "boys cannae dae it here, they're jist no Man City plers" and it's fucking disgusting. If professional boys on upwards of £1000 per week cannot control and pass a ball to a team mate under pressure then I'm sorry, but get them to f**k out of the team. Jesus, Barry. Tbf to Bazza we proved him right under Neil McCann 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Some rocket near me has Christmas lights out on their balcony. What the f**k is wrong with people? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 If you mean Dundees leafy west end then maybe but Menzieshill, Lochhee, Charleston, Ardler and St Mary's would all be gey coorse To my ear there's definitely two Dundee accents. A strong 'schemey' accent and one that's still distinctly Dundonian but with less 'pehs' and 'fehvers'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 8 minutes ago, scottmcleanscontacts said: To my ear there's definitely two Dundee accents. A strong 'schemey' accent and one that's still distinctly Dundonian but with less 'pehs' and 'fehv hunner pound notes'. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 On 11/10/2020 at 21:07, NewBornBairn said: Dundee doesn't have a single accent. East Dundee is all "meh" "peh" "surkuls" whereas the rest of Dundee is pretty bland East Coast. Dingies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FemdomFilmFan Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 (edited) Bad speeling, grammer and punkchewation Edited October 13, 2020 by FemdomFilmFan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Supermarkets 'down here' are turning back in to places of leisure rather than simply places to get your 'messages' from. I noticed at our local Tesco on Saturday that some families are now out shopping together which is a horrendous step back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmudgePop Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 Heart rate increases 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 (edited) I've just read two people champion Timothy Dalton as one of the best Bond and its riled me. A truly, truly woeful actor. Edited October 14, 2020 by Mr. Alli -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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