Jambomo Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 There is about 6 channels showing Jim Carrey films. Is he dead or something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagane Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 36 minutes ago, Empty It said: Anyone who wishes for the bun to be larger than the burger is OFTW, if the burger is larger than the bun then you've won a watch. Nibble round the burger ,make it the same size as the bun ffs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, Jambomo said: There is about 6 channels showing Jim Carrey films. Is he dead or something? I don't think so. Which ones are they showing? I'm not a big Carrey fan but find his dramatic performances better than his comedic ones. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is a great film. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 4 minutes ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: I don't think so. Which ones are they showing? I'm not a big Carrey fan but find his dramatic performances better than his comedic ones. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is a great film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 11 hours ago, coprolite said: Is it former radio 1 sex offender Bruno Brookes? FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 The thinner the burger the better. Shax on the Perth Road is outstanding... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 11 hours ago, GTG_03 said: When you get a burger and the burger doesn't match the size of the bun. 7 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Which was too small? 2 hours ago, GTG_03 said: The bun was too small, the burger was overhanging. Which, imo is worse than the bun being too big. Ruined an otherwise enjoyable meal. 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: 2 hours ago, GTG_03 said: The bun was too small, the burger was overhanging. Which, imo is worse than the bun being too big. Ruined an otherwise enjoyable meal. What?? Thats never worse?? Surely tae f**k! 57 minutes ago, Empty It said: Anyone who wishes for the bun to be larger than the burger is OFTW, if the burger is larger than the bun then you've won a watch. 20 minutes ago, dagane said: Nibble round the burger ,make it the same size as the bun ffs 4 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: The thinner the burger the better. Shax on the Perth Road is outstanding... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 (edited) 11 hours ago, GTG_03 said: When you get a burger and the burger doesn't match the size of the bun. You need to think outside the box. Or the bun in this case. If you press down on the top of the bun prior to lifting, it excretes the excess condiments onto the meaty overhang providing a ledge which you can swipe a chip around. This firstly enhances the humble chip and secondly, doing so reduces the risk of excess sauce, mustard or saucy, mustardy gherkin or onion ending up down ones shirt. Edited September 27, 2020 by 8MileBU 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 28 minutes ago, dagane said: Nibble round the burger ,make it the same size as the bun ffs I like the way you think! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: 2 hours ago, GTG_03 said: The bun was too small, the burger was overhanging. Which, imo is worse than the bun being too big. Ruined an otherwise enjoyable meal. What?? Thats never worse?? Surely tae f**k! Neither are preferable but with the overhang you've only got 2 options, cut the burger up or nibble at it all the way round. Burgers aren't meant for nibbling or to be eaten with cutlery. 1 hour ago, Empty It said: Anyone who wishes for the bun to be larger than the burger is OFTW, if the burger is larger than the bun then you've won a watch. See above, at least if the buns bigger you can still eat it normally. 18 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: You need to think outside the box. Or the bun in this case. If you press down on the top of the bun prior to lifting, it excretes the excess condiments onto the meaty overhang providing a ledge which you can swipe a chip around. This firstly enhances the humble chip and secondly, doing so reduces the risk of excess sauce, mustard or saucy, mustardy gherkin or onion ending up down ones shirt. Hadn't considered this, if this unfortunate scenario befalls me again I will give it a try. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 People who have no concept of time or ageing. For example, Avril Lavigne is 36 today and I've had 2 people I follow on Twitter giving it '36?! No way is she 36'. Well yes, she's been around since about 2002. That's how time works. Same for Wayne Rooney who turns 35 in a couple of weeks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 I’m 36 and never care about age... until they talk about players being ‘past it’ at 35 and I suddenly realise that I’ve hit an age whereby a multi-million pound lifestyle has bypassed me and there’s absolutely f*** all I can do about it because I’m now an auld c**t. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 People who have no concept of time or ageing. For example, Avril Lavigne is 36 today and I've had 2 people I follow on Twitter giving it '36?! No way is she 36'. Well yes, she's been around since about 2002. That's how time works. Same for Wayne Rooney who turns 35 in a couple of weeks. To quote the facebook maws and daswHeRe DoEs ThE tIMe Go!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 To quote the facebook maws and daswHeRe DoEs ThE tIMe Go!!!!!Most of it is probably lost while they flick endlessly through their Facebook page for 8 hours a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Back to burgers, just cut it with a knife and eat with the old fork. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 9 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: I’m 36 and never care about age... until they talk about players being ‘past it’ at 35 and I suddenly realise that I’ve hit an age whereby a multi-million pound lifestyle has bypassed me and there’s absolutely f*** all I can do about it because I’m now an auld c**t. ...and realise that if you were a boxer you'd have to fight Tyson Fury. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Back to burgers, just cut it with a knife and eat with the old fork. Hiya Hank McCoy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 12 hours ago, Angusfifer said: The thinner the burger the better. Shax on the Perth Road is outstanding... Thems chips be tasty too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Fuming that it's taken me til now to refer to @Melanius Mullarkey as Baldy Pevsner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 19 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Fuming that it's taken me til now to refer to @Melanius Mullarkey as Baldy Pevsner. Are you as ashen faced as Ron Knee? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.