Shipa Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, smpar said: Christ, how many stairs do you think the average house has? Was thinking of you ordering the missus to get you a pint! ETA No idea if you have a missus or not, just a bit of fun. Edited September 26, 2020 by Shipa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 This might have been implemented years ago but I'm only noticing it now... ads on Twitter videos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 These non-maskers are beginning to get on my tits. 95 percent of us are making an effort. I can see a confrontation coming... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 These non-maskers are beginning to get on my tits. 95 percent of us are making an effort. I can see a confrontation coming... Non-mask-wearers seem to be the most utterly despicable, pot-bellied, gammon-faced, Daily Mail-reading, Brexit-voting wanks who rhyme off things like “98% survival rate” without any credible backup to their recycled nonsense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 7 hours ago, smpar said: Non-mask-wearers seem to be the most utterly despicable, pot-bellied, gammon-faced, Daily Mail-reading, Brexit-voting wanks who rhyme off things like “98% survival rate” without any credible backup to their recycled nonsense. I've just had a look at the total cases and deaths of Australia, USA, Brazil and Russia and a quick bit of mental arithmetic looks like all those death rates come in about 2-3%. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 I was assembling some Argos furniture units for the daughters new bedroom at evenings I got in from work last week and the final unit was a small bedside table that should have taken about half an hour to make and I saved the easiest til last. However, the back panel that is supposed to be nailed to the unfinished rough side somehow ended up getting nailed to the front of the unit. Taking out the wee tacks is an absolute nightmare as well as they’re too small for a claw hammer but I was able to remove all 20 of them using nail clippers and managed to finish the unit off inside 2 hours but the face of it is full of wee holes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 57 minutes ago, throbber said: I was assembling some Argos furniture units for the daughters new bedroom at evenings I got in from work last week and the final unit was a small bedside table that should have taken about half an hour to make and I saved the easiest til last. However, the back panel that is supposed to be nailed to the unfinished rough side somehow ended up getting nailed to the front of the unit. Taking out the wee tacks is an absolute nightmare as well as they’re too small for a claw hammer but I was able to remove all 20 of them using nail clippers and managed to finish the unit off inside 2 hours but the face of it is full of wee holes. Calling cards of morons thread for this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, coprolite said: Calling cards of morons thread for this Pretty much deserved. I had a very long and stressful day in my defence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 31 minutes ago, throbber said: Pretty much deserved. I had a very long and stressful day in my defence. Are you Jim Goodwin? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Pull tabs on packs of bacon that only rip off the tab.Rolls that disintegrate when spreading butterGuess who is having a pish time making bacon rolls.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 4 minutes ago, weirdcal said: Pull tabs on packs of bacon that only rip off the tab. Rolls that disintegrate when spreading butter Guess who is having a pish time making bacon rolls.. @philpy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 7 minutes ago, weirdcal said: Pull tabs on packs of bacon that only rip off the tab. Rolls that disintegrate when spreading butter Guess who is having a pish time making bacon rolls.. Is it former radio 1 disc jockey Bruno Brookes? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 When you get a burger and the burger doesn't match the size of the bun. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 On 24/09/2020 at 23:04, welshbairn said: Do you really take a couple of cloves from a bulb and throw the rest away? It lasts for months, maybe years.. Just months, in my experience... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 2 hours ago, throbber said: I was assembling some Argos furniture units for the daughters new bedroom at evenings I got in from work last week and the final unit was a small bedside table that should have taken about half an hour to make and I saved the easiest til last. However, the back panel that is supposed to be nailed to the unfinished rough side somehow ended up getting nailed to the front of the unit. Taking out the wee tacks is an absolute nightmare as well as they’re too small for a claw hammer but I was able to remove all 20 of them using nail clippers and managed to finish the unit off inside 2 hours but the face of it is full of wee holes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 3 hours ago, throbber said: Pretty much deserved. I had a very long and stressful day in my defence. I would find defending you impossible never mind stressful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 3 hours ago, GTG_03 said: When you get a burger and the burger doesn't match the size of the bun. Which was too small? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 5 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Which was too small? The bun was too small, the burger was overhanging. Which, imo is worse than the bun being too big. Ruined an otherwise enjoyable meal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 The bun was too small, the burger was overhanging. Which, imo is worse than the bun being too big. Ruined an otherwise enjoyable meal. What?? Thats never worse?? Surely tae f**k! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Anyone who wishes for the bun to be larger than the burger is OFTW, if the burger is larger than the bun then you've won a watch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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