Mark Connolly Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 7 hours ago, GordonD said: Think it was Kevin Bridges who said he asked for tomato ketchup in a posh restaurant and they brought him one of those little plastic containers with the foil lid. So he tried it and told the waiter, "Yes, that's fine. Bring me the bottle." It was Micky Flanagan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: It was Micky Flanagan That brought Kevin Bridges his tomato sauce? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 7 hours ago, GordonD said: Think it was Kevin Bridges who said he asked for tomato ketchup in a posh restaurant and they brought him one of those little plastic containers with the foil lid. So he tried it and told the waiter, "Yes, that's fine. Bring me the bottle." People from Clydebank who think McDonalds is posh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Portrait Artist of the Year. A fucking fraud of a programme where folk sit and paint a picture they’ve taken on there ipad/phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Portrait Artist of the Year. A fucking fraud of a programme where folk sit and paint a picture they’ve taken on there ipad/phone. You're a fraud. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 42 minutes ago, The Moonster said: You're a fraud. That may be so but my point still stands. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: That may be so but my point still stands. Are they painting portraits from their ipads? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 People from Clydebank who think McDonalds is posh.The flipside is people from McDonald's who think Clydebank is posh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, scottmcleanscontacts said: 15 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: People from Clydebank who think McDonalds is posh. The flipside is people from McDonald's who think Clydebank is posh. I don't think those people exist tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomhill Ultra Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Kerrang TV : “Tune your telly up to 11, as we're gonna be counting down the very best in alternative rock - from Biffy Clyro to Kings Of Leon and everything in between” Holy shit not that musical universe between Biffy Clyro and KoL. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Broomhill Ultra said: Kerrang TV : “Tune your telly up to 11 90% of today's Kerrang!* viewers don't get this joke reference. *pedantic ! required 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 2 hours ago, The Moonster said: Are they painting portraits from their ipads? Im not entering into any discussion on this matter. Good day sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Im not entering into any discussion on this matter. Good day sir. ^^^ Confirmed as a fraud. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Yodel. Not the alpine form of communication but the delivery company. Absolute diddies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac.i Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Yodel. Not the alpine form of communication but the delivery company. Absolute diddies.However they look like the complete professionals when compared to Hermes......Table and chairs ordered to our new house, 2 parcels because of the size.Chairs arrive via DPD 2 days later, today 10 days after the chairs arrive Hermes inform me the table is on it's way back to the sender.To be fair to the supplier they already have another on it's way to us, this time with Yodel and its already at the delivery hub! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 4 hours ago, The Moonster said: ^^^ Confirmed as a fraud. I SAID GOOD DAY SIR. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 The line of thinking that goes into a phrase like "he's got a great first touch for a big man". Why should tall footballers find it harder to control a ball? It's absolutely lazy bullshit to suggest this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 9 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: The line of thinking that goes into a phrase like "he's got a great first touch for a big man". Why should tall footballers find it harder to control a ball? It's absolutely lazy bullshit to suggest this. Just stop reading what folk from Dumfries have to say. Problem solved. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Stellaboz said: The line of thinking that goes into a phrase like "he's got a great first touch for a big man". Why should tall footballers find it harder to control a ball? It's absolutely lazy bullshit to suggest this. I do agree with you that it's a stupid thing to say and nothing like a hard and fast rule but I can see where the thought process comes from. Small folk = low centre of gravity, can turn quickly, lends itself to close control. Tall folk = high centre of gravity, take longer to turn, doesn't lend itself to close control. On the whole it probably does have an element of truth but there are loads of exceptions that make it a pretty stupid thing to say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 However they look like the complete professionals when compared to Hermes......Table and chairs ordered to our new house, 2 parcels because of the size.Chairs arrive via DPD 2 days later, today 10 days after the chairs arrive Hermes inform me the table is on it's way back to the sender.To be fair to the supplier they already have another on it's way to us, this time with Yodel and its already at the delivery hub! I've only had one issue with Hermes due to a lorry full of stuff getting sent to Preston rather than Dundee, the local delivery guy has the combination for the lock and my shed and just ditches my stuff there if I'm out.Delivery with Yodel was due on Friday and it's still sitting in Livingston according to the app, customer service are saying it's showing the drivers contact number from there end but I have to wait until it shows on the app before I can contact them.Finished my shift at 7am in Falkirk and I'm still waiting for it to arrive so I can head back to Montrose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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