Hedgecutter Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Folk that swipe their phone using the index finger (i.e. involve the use of two hands rather than use the thumb of the hand that's holding the phone). People without thumbs are excused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 14 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Folk that swipe their phone using the index finger (i.e. involve the use of two hands rather than use the thumb of the hand that's holding the phone). People without thumbs are excused. What you doing with your other hand that you need to keep it free? Dirty boy! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 3 hours ago, thistledo said: I have the slim high suction Eufy, I'm getting a little lost on the thread by I'm assuming "Eufy" is short for euphemism here, yes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 41 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: naw it's literally the name of the company I believe there's a gif showing a Simpson's character standing on a stage at a microphone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Shotgun said: I believe there's a gif showing a Simpson's character standing on a stage at a microphone. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Sent somebody an email in work today and they acknowledged it with "Roger that" It's not 1940, and you're not a Spitfire pilot, mate. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Hillonearth said: Sent somebody an email in work today and they acknowledged it with "Roger that" It's not 1940, and you're not a Spitfire pilot, mate. If they're not ex-forces, ask them if they've read David Goggins, I'll bet they have. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 He should immediately be nicknamed 'Roger Twat'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 31 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: 'Roger Twat'. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Back for the curry, calzone, pizza lovers in Dundee area. Heartily recommend the taj mahal on the dual carriageway in Newport. 4 types of curry pizza or cal zone all excellent. On foodhub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 2 hours ago, superbigal said: Back for the curry, calzone, pizza lovers in Dundee area. Heartily recommend the taj mahal on the dual carriageway in Newport. 4 types of curry pizza or cal zone all excellent. On foodhub. Is that the place just over the bridge on the Fife side by the circle/ roundabout? Always wondered what it was like 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 2 hours ago, superbigal said: Back for the curry, calzone, pizza lovers in Dundee area. Heartily recommend the taj mahal on the dual carriageway in Newport. 4 types of curry pizza or cal zone all excellent. On foodhub. 3 choices. A korma’s not a fucking curry. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Neither is tikka masala. Invented by the Weegies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 I answered the door earlier. Young woman with an iPad 'Hello, because of Covid-19 we think you're not getting a fair deal with your energy prices' Closes door. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: I answered the door earlier. Young woman with an iPad 'Hello, because of Covid-19 we think you're not getting a fair deal with your energy prices' Closes door. You should have told her you were expecting your local Jehovah's Witness group and would she like to join you for Bible study 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 14 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: I answered the door earlier. Young woman with an iPad 'Hello, because of Covid-19 we think you're not getting a fair deal with your energy prices' Closes door. I had same patter other day. Said it was included in rent and shut door.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Just now, RH33 said: I had same patter other day. Said it was included in rent and shut door.... What was annoying was the opening 'Because of Covid-19' I've been in the house for 20 weeks, I've had loads of time to surf the net and find a new deal any time I wanted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 The poor girl with the iPad is probably under his patio by now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 There's a Visitscotland advert running just now that has a great message - we should get out and enjoy our country. Fair enough, can't argue with that. But then comes the final line: Only in Scotland can travelling so little make such a big difference. Travelling so little. Whoever came up with that line should travel to the coast and get right in the sea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 23 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: The poor girl with the iPad is probably under his patio by now. I would have to start getting interested in gardening first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.