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2 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

Trying to change your address with Bank of Scotland:

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You'll note that despite being logged in to internet banking I am provided with four alternative means of changing my details, none of which involve the secure means of logging in and accessing my bank accounts that I'm currently fucking using.

Just stop paying all your bills and they'll soon be in touch and find out your new address without you having to do anything.

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Gammon. Hadnt heard of it before and now a fair few people say it 
The whole "gammon" and "snowflake" is honking patter and it makes me cringe any time I see or hear it (including this post).
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8 minutes ago, Dee Man said:

Just saw old footage of Isaac Asimov talking about robots which he prounounced "rowbits".

Eta: Just found it on YouTube. 

 

Are rowbits not wee furry creatures that eat the vegetables in Lloyd Grossman's garden?

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1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said:
3 hours ago, G_Man1985 said:
Gammon. Hadnt heard of it before and now a fair few people say it 

The whole "gammon" and "snowflake" is honking patter and it makes me cringe any time I see or hear it (including this post).

 

38 minutes ago, MixuFruit said:

nah. snowflake's been adopted and used wrong by the right so fair enough cringing at that but gammon's an exactly appropriate name for that kind of person.

All these recent invented terms (I'm not even gonna type them, you know the ones) are just a load of pish and confine anybody using them to immediate irrelevance as far as I am concerned. 

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3 minutes ago, MixuFruit said:
7 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said:
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The man is 47. Lok at that 6 pack and they thighs. 
What a guy. 

Are those his sons or close personal friends?

I see no others in the photo. Only Javi. :wub:

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Just now, Stellaboz said:
7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:
They all want to be Dunfermline’s Tom Lang.
 
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Stick it through the gender swap and see what incredible lass we get back.

Have you seen the gif of his girlfriend working out?

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1 minute ago, Stellaboz said:
3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:
He has the KB syndrome. Looks better as a man.
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Gutted, it truly is a face only app. And you're right, looks much more comely as a bloke.

What about the mighty BRE as a woman and his mum as his mum?

 

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