Miguel Sanchez Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 On 09/06/2020 at 19:38, Shotgun said: Agreed on the businesses who answer with "Hello." Because then I always have to ask "Is this <Business Name>?" to make sure I have the right place. Different if you're phoning somebody at home. When I was growing up, my Dad always insisted we answer the phone with the full number. "Auchtermuchty 3567892" * or whatever. He did that until he died but prior to that, I always enjoyed tormenting him by answering with "The Vicarage" or "The Samaritans" etc. You had to make your own entertainment in those days. * We didn't live in Auchtermuchty. This is a made up number. Don't call it. I was brought up to say Golspie 837! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 Alright, it is Chai-na. He's still a c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 4 hours ago, NJ2 said: Maybe racist jokes are best left in the past mate Time to start taking down the statue of Gordon you have in your back garden? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 Just got a message from a colleague making up time, apparently our mailbox is stuck in an autoreply loop with another. Getting 5 responses a minute.Don't have admin access to the mailbox to turn off auto replyHave created a permanent delete rule but as it's shared it needs manually run. Going to be a catastrofuck in the morning 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 (edited) 17 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Whilst responding to a DM on twitter to Virgin Atlantic with a snarky message because they are robbing c***s, I somehow managed to attach an emoji of a sloth drinking coffee. And I can't delete it. My wife's nana died last year and a few weeks after the funeral her cousin posted a picture of the new gravestone on Facebook. Mrs F handed me the phone to have a look, but I couldn't quite read the inscription so I did that finger and thumb zoom thing. The phone made this weird popping noise and left that laughing tears of joy emoji under the pic. I couldn't delete it. Wife lost her shit big time and it seemed to take ages and lots of panic pressing before I somehow again accidentally changed it to a blue heart emoji. Not even sure what that emoji means, but left It there. Edited June 12, 2020 by Tony Ferrino 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 16 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: My wife's nana Mods FFS 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 Just got a message from a colleague making up time, apparently our mailbox is stuck in an autoreply loop with another. Getting 5 responses a minute.Don't have admin access to the mailbox to turn off auto replyHave created a permanent delete rule but as it's shared it needs manually run. Going to be a catastrofuck in the morningUpdate over 3000 emails there in the morning, including one hilarious one from the other end demanding we stop sending them emails.A quick reply explaining that it is an autoreply loop and waiting on IT to turn it off, they might want to try their end as our outsourced IT might take a while to respond... Just a reply of oh, we thought you were sending them manually.Jesus wept. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 Been awake since 3.30am cause of some idiots down the street having a shouting match. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 2 hours ago, philpy said: Been awake since 3.30am cause of some idiots down the street having a shouting match. They must have moved from mine. Heard the fight KO around 9.00. seemed to keep flaring up every 20mins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 24 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: They must have moved from mine. Heard the fight KO around 9.00. seemed to keep flaring up every 20mins. Police and ambulance turned up about 10 mins after I posted that. One of the other neighbours phoned the polis, they have 2 young kids who were wakened by it all and got a bit scared, poor wee buggers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 1 hour ago, philpy said: Police and ambulance turned up about 10 mins after I posted that. One of the other neighbours phoned the polis, they have 2 young kids who were wakened by it all and got a bit scared, poor wee buggers. "other neighbours" 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 5 hours ago, philpy said: Police and ambulance turned up about 10 mins after I posted that. One of the other neighbours phoned the polis, they have 2 young kids who were wakened by it all and got a bit scared, poor wee buggers. Poor show 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 (edited) On 11/06/2020 at 15:56, NJ2 said: Maybe racist jokes are best left in the past mate #chinesefemaleanatomymatters Edited June 13, 2020 by Jacksgranda sllepnig 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Gaz FFC said: Poor show Just spoke to the guy from the house next door (he phoned the Police), the crackpot that lives in the house bottled his own brother over the head, then someone else bottled him. 2 ambulances were there at one point. The NHS has enough to deal with just no without these idiots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 3 hours ago, philpy said: Just spoke to the guy from the house next door (he phoned the Police), the crackpot that lives in the house bottled his own brother over the head, then someone else bottled him. 2 ambulances were there at one point. The NHS has enough to deal with just no without these idiots. The main question is did his brother park in your space? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 5 hours ago, philpy said: Just spoke to the guy from the house next door (he phoned the Police), the crackpot that lives in the house bottled his own brother over the head, then someone else bottled him. 2 ambulances were there at one point. The NHS has enough to deal with just no without these idiots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 Just spoke to the guy from the house next door (he phoned the Police), the crackpot that lives in the house bottled his own brother over the head, then someone else bottled him. 2 ambulances were there at one point. The NHS has enough to deal with just no without these idiots. Given your locale... Lover's tiff? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 1 minute ago, weirdcal said: On 13/06/2020 at 15:28, philpy said: Just spoke to the guy from the house next door (he phoned the Police), the crackpot that lives in the house bottled his own brother over the head, then someone else bottled him. 2 ambulances were there at one point. The NHS has enough to deal with just no without these idiots. Given your locale... Lover's tiff? Doubt it. The guy is just a fucking idiot, plain and simple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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