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13 minutes ago, Jambomo said:

The Covid-19 thread being filled with pictures of nurses. Can’t they just look at Pornhub like everyone else? 

It was a bit of harmless fun that snowballed into folk begging for green dots. 

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3 hours ago, GordonD said:

Scaffies sweep the streets, they don't empty the bins.

Both, of course, provide a vital service to the community.

I will be out at eight tonight applauding them all.

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30 minutes ago, Jambomo said:

The Covid-19 thread being filled with pictures of nurses. Can’t they just look at Pornhub like everyone else? 

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A geek writes:

It's not the 700th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Arbroath today:

1) it wasn't signed. It was sealed.

2) The date of sealing would have been under the Julian calendar. Today's date is under the more accurate Gregorian calendar, adopted by Scotland about 300 years after.

Apart from that GIRUY England :geek :lol:

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The Covid-19 thread being filled with pictures of nurses. Can’t they just look at Pornhub like everyone else? 
I finished it.
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3 minutes ago, Moomintroll said:
6 hours ago, Jambomo said:
The Covid-19 thread being filled with pictures of nurses. Can’t they just look at Pornhub like everyone else? 

I finished it.

Don't spoil the ending. 

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Spent a few days deep cleaning the kitchen last week for something to do.
Saw a fucking mouse tonight.
Hopefully it will eat the poison I've put down but I really would prefer the little furry b*****d to be Smudgerfied. I don't have a cat now alas.

No one ever just has one mouse btw. Don’t f**k about with mouse traps. Get rat traps and some peanut butter.
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Dimwits who type in Scottish slang but not correctly.  It’s great to use Scottish words but I’ve just seen someone start a tweet with akno to mean I know. 
Of all the ways to abbreviate or change it?! 
A know I know ah no 

akno? Wtf

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7 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said:

Dimwits who type in Scottish slang but not correctly.  It’s great to use Scottish words but I’ve just seen someone start a tweet with akno to mean I know. 
Of all the ways to abbreviate or change it?! 
A know I know ah no 

akno? Wtf

Ken, eh.

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3 hours ago, D.A.F.C said:

Dimwits who type in Scottish slang but not correctly.  It’s great to use Scottish words but I’ve just seen someone start a tweet with akno to mean I know. 
Of all the ways to abbreviate or change it?! 
A know I know ah no 

akno? Wtf

English folks attempting to type out a sentence uttered to them in Scottish slang for full effect. painful stuff. 

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39 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Currently in a zoom meeting and bursting for a dump.

Rude to take the iPad in with me?

I didn't realise the toilet paper situation was becoming this dire.

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