GordonD Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Bigmouth asking Mrs B to bring him another beer https://youtu.be/Er_yEIE2I2o 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 The 19 crimes isn’t as good as it was last year because of the bush fires which wiped out the best of the Australian grapes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 4 hours ago, throbber said: Yeah I pished myself when drinking it once and I only had 4 cans. WTF? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 I'm actually getting bothered by folk not giving a single shiney about what's going on. I'm on the bus on the way up the road and some lassie is on the phone to numerous folk trying to get a visit to somebody. I've just seen a barber is opening for front line workers only and I've just seen one of my mates Snapchat and there's 5 of them cycling about all over the place, all day. I just want the pub back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 9 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: WTF? I had 4 cans of wife beater and pissed myself when asleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 I had 4 cans of wife beater and pissed myself when asleep.Never change throbbs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 7 minutes ago, throbber said: I had 4 cans of wife beater and pissed myself when asleep. Fair enough if it was about 40% proof, but come on to f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 24 minutes ago, Dele said: I'm actually getting bothered by folk not giving a single shiney about what's going on. I'm on the bus on the way up the road and some lassie is on the phone to numerous folk trying to get a visit to somebody. I've just seen a barber is opening for front line workers only and I've just seen one of my mates Snapchat and there's 5 of them cycling about all over the place, all day. I just want the pub back. If we lived in a just world these are the people who would get wiped out by a pandemic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Good lord you lot drink some shitty lager/beer.And yer a lot of lightweights too.Which is a good thing if you don’t want to end up a jakey like me 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Raidernation said: Good lord you lot drink some shitty lager/beer. And yer a lot of lightweights too. Which is a good thing if you don’t want to end up a jakey like me Great words, stay strong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Good lord you lot drink some shitty lager/beer.And yer a lot of lightweights too.Which is a good thing if you don’t want to end up a jakey like meNo worries there RN, sure throbbs just had an off night then. Hope you are holding up ok, PMs are the order of the day if you are struggling but I know you know that already, take care MI-95. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 (edited) Wait till I tell you something, if you're desperate enough you'll drink anything. Edited April 4, 2020 by Jacksgranda sllepnig 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 19 hours ago, Dele said: some lassie is on the phone to numerous folk trying to get a visit to somebody. I wonder what line of work she's in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 I really enjoyed my cans of Kronenbourg last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 6 minutes ago, throbber said: I really enjoyed my cans of Kronenbourg last night. Piss the bed again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 6 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Piss the bed again? I’m pretty sure it was 2006 when I had my unfortunate episode with Stella and I haven’t pissed myself since. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 The hero we need. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 I’m pretty sure it was 2006 when I had my unfortunate episode with Stella and I haven’t pissed myself since.You're welcome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 5 hours ago, throbber said: I haven’t pissed myself since. You do realise Granny Danger is jealous of you now... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Spent a few days deep cleaning the kitchen last week for something to do. Saw a fucking mouse tonight. Hopefully it will eat the poison I've put down but I really would prefer the little furry b*****d to be Smudgerfied. I don't have a cat now alas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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