19QOS19 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Wean told me last night that some crisps I got out the supermarket 'tasted like Quaver chips'. Fucking quaver chips. Fucks sake. I see that and raise you, my 3 year old was kicking a ball this morning and asked "do you want to play with the soccer ball, daddy?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 35 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 47 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Wean told me last night that some crisps I got out the supermarket 'tasted like Quaver chips'. Fucking quaver chips. Fucks sake. I see that and raise you, my 3 year old was kicking a ball this morning and asked "do you want to play with the soccer ball, daddy?" [insert limmy fffffffffffff face gif} 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkmenbashi Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Ordered a pizza on Deliveroo yesterday. Got two cookies instead, was credited to my account the cost of the pizza but didn't get my delivery charge back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 14 minutes ago, Turkmenbashi said: Ordered a pizza on Deliveroo yesterday. Got two cookies instead, was credited to my account the cost of the pizza but didn't get my delivery charge back. Quite right too, you got the cookies delivered! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 On 30/03/2020 at 19:21, DiegoDiego said: *living the Oaksoftian dream. Getting ideas above your station there lad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooseLee Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Wee thing that annoys me but shouldn't is when someone is selling something on a local Facebook page and a couple of their friends click like. They must think it's going to get someone buying it. If you like it, you fucking buy it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 5 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: 5 hours ago, carpetmonster said: Wean told me last night that some crisps I got out the supermarket 'tasted like Quaver chips'. Fucking quaver chips. Fucks sake. I see that and raise you, my 3 year old was kicking a ball this morning and asked "do you want to play with the soccer ball, daddy?" It's good he's learning a British term for a British game... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 7 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: It's good he's learning a British term for a British game... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Folk who separate egg whites/yolks using the shell. Million times easier/faster just letting the whites slip through your fingers, cradling the yolk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 28 minutes ago, Slenderman said: Folk who separate egg whites/yolks using the shell. Million times easier/faster just letting the whites slip through your fingers, cradling the yolk. Even easier just using a bottle to vacuum the yolk out of the bowl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 4 minutes ago, Dele said: Even easier just using a bottle to vacuum the yolk out of the bowl. Not really. Say you didn't have an empty bottle handy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 30 minutes ago, Slenderman said: Not really. Say you didn't have an empty bottle handy. Well, say you're a T-Rex? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Even easier just using a bottle to vacuum the yolk out of the bowl. What kind of black magic shit is this?Is it actually a thing? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 35 minutes ago, pandarilla said: Is it actually a thing? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 18 minutes ago, Dele said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 I've had this feeling before - when folk started cutting a pizza with scissors.Utterly bizarre, but f**k me i want to go and try it now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 (edited) Can’t help feeling that if i tried that thing with eggs and a bottle , it wouldn’t end well. My pet hate with eggs is that when I’m wanting to fry it , no matter how deliberate I am at cracking them open , the yolk often breaks. But if I’m going to be making scrambled eggs , I could probably use a pneumatic drill to open them and the yolk would still come out intact Edited March 31, 2020 by A96 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Can’t help feeling that if i tried that thing with eggs and a bottle , it wouldn’t end well. My pet hate with eggs is that when I’m wanting to fry it , no matter how deliberate I am at cracking them open , the yolk often breaks. But if I’m going to be making scrambled eggs , I could probably use a pneumatic drill to open them and the yolk would still come out intact It’s weird, whenever I fry an egg, it always lands sunny side up. I have a 100% record on this & ive fried a lot of eggs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daydream Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 I see that and raise you, my 3 year old was kicking a ball this morning and asked "do you want to play with the soccer ball, daddy?" My 5 year old is super chuffed at having her “training wheels” taken off her bike [emoji38] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Can’t help feeling that if i tried that thing with eggs and a bottle , it wouldn’t end well. My pet hate with eggs is that when I’m wanting to fry it , no matter how deliberate I am at cracking them open , the yolk often breaks. But if I’m going to be making scrambled eggs , I could probably use a pneumatic drill to open them and the yolk would still come out intact Only dunt the egg on the bowl/worktop/whatever once then pull apart. Works for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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