GordonD Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 44 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Same goes for Man U fans everywhere. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 1 hour ago, MixuFixit said: Presumably all the Man U glory hunters switched to City anyway. I think they transitioned via Chelsea, did they not? Either way, I anticipate seeing a lot more Liverpool shirts stretched over fat gammon guts in the next few years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 A PTTGOYN for me but it seems that it might be an unpopular opinion, I am here to find out the definitive answer. Weddings that serve breakfast food on their evening buffet. At the weekend there we were served up rolls and bacon, rolls and links and rolls and vegan sausage. All lukewarm. I just can't ever imagine wanting to eat that at 9pm after a good few hours of bevy. I seemed to be in a minority though as everyone rammed these half arsed rolls down their gullet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 Just now, MixuFixit said: If it's the evening do it's fine in my view. You're expected to have fed yourself dinner before going, that's just wide appeal food for drunk folk to wolf down. Oh aye, I wasn't expecting a meal and we'd had dinner, I just wasn't expecting breakfast rolls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 (edited) Obviously you weren't drinking enough. A roll and square sausage at 10pm is prime time. My mate got married at WEST at Glasgow Green and they did pretzel rolls and sausage/bacon. 10/10. Edited February 24, 2020 by Smurph 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 5 hours ago, Dee Man said: Surely only an Italian should get away with speaking in Roman numerals? ^^^ big team found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 46 minutes ago, The Moonster said: A PTTGOYN for me but it seems that it might be an unpopular opinion, I am here to find out the definitive answer. Weddings that serve breakfast food on their evening buffet. At the weekend there we were served up rolls and bacon, rolls and links and rolls and vegan sausage. All lukewarm. I just can't ever imagine wanting to eat that at 9pm after a good few hours of bevy. I seemed to be in a minority though as everyone rammed these half arsed rolls down their gullet. Were you on your fvkkin period or something ? A complimentary bacon roll or sausage in a roll (as opposed to sausage rolls) is a treat at any time in any circumstances. Even if they’re stone cold. Show some gratitude. And speaking personally , my fussiness when it comes to food ( and which is virtually nil anyway) decreases in direct proportion to the level of alcohol consumption. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 Just now, A96 said: Were you on your fvkkin period or something ? A complimentary bacon roll or sausage in a roll (as opposed to sausage rolls) is a treat at any time in any circumstances. Even if they’re stone cold. Show some gratitude. And speaking personally , my fussiness when it comes to food ( and which is virtually nil anyway) decreases in direct proportion to the level of alcohol consumption. Calm doon, it's not like I threw the rolls onto the dancefloor in a rage and wished a lifetime of hell for the happy couple. Clearly this is an unpopular opinion though, so question answered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 27 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Calm doon, it's not like I threw the rolls onto the dancefloor in a rage and wished a lifetime of hell for the happy couple Shitebag. Earlier I thought you were wrong but at least respected you. That's all gone now for not standing up for your principles. Could have at least used a stale bit of slice as a ninja star to take out the mother of the bride 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 16 hours ago, The Moonster said: Calm doon, it's not like I threw the rolls onto the dancefloor in a rage and wished a lifetime of hell for the happy couple. Clearly this is an unpopular opinion though, so question answered. That sort of thing never goes down well. The woman next door told me she was planning a fairytale wedding for her daughter, so I gatecrashed the reception and put a curse on their firstborn. Hasn't spoken to me since. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 We're going to have midnight mini langos'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 26 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: We're going to have midnight mini langos'. This man kens the score. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 There's a race at Catterick this afternoon involving a limited field of 2 horses. The bookies have the favourite at 1/25, yet the other horse is only 8/1 to win. Surely if the favourite is priced as "canny fail" at such an outrageous odds on price, the other runner should be at least 25/1 as it's seen as the no-hoper of the pair ?? Bookies and the betting industry have everything weighted in their favour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 5 minutes ago, hearthammer said: There's a race at Catterick this afternoon involving a limited field of 2 horses. The bookies have the favourite at 1/25, yet the other horse is only 8/1 to win. Surely if the favourite is priced as "canny fail" at such an outrageous odds on price, the other runner should be at least 25/1 as it's seen as the no-hoper of the pair ?? Bookies and the betting industry have everything weighted in their favour. In other news, Pope revealed to be a Catholic... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 5 minutes ago, hearthammer said: There's a race at Catterick this afternoon involving a limited field of 2 horses. The bookies have the favourite at 1/25, yet the other horse is only 8/1 to win. Surely if the favourite is priced as "canny fail" at such an outrageous odds on price, the other runner should be at least 25/1 as it's seen as the no-hoper of the pair ?? Bookies and the betting industry have everything weighted in their favour. I've noticed that every day the sun comes up and goes back down again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, coprolite said: I've noticed that every day the sun comes up and goes back down again. Yeah, it dawned on me too. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 10 minutes ago, hearthammer said: There's a race at Catterick this afternoon involving a limited field of 2 horses. The bookies have the favourite at 1/25, yet the other horse is only 8/1 to win. Surely if the favourite is priced as "canny fail" at such an outrageous odds on price, the other runner should be at least 25/1 as it's seen as the no-hoper of the pair ?? Bookies and the betting industry have everything weighted in their favour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Cheese and Onion crisps in blue packets. The UN should have issued a proscribed list of approved colour/flavour combinations, with any supplier violating it being subject to a resolution and their premises bombed/occupied. Cheese and Onion - Dark Green Spring Onion - Pale Green Salt & Vinegar - Pale Blue Ready Salted - Dark Blue Smokey Bacon -Dark Pink Prawn Cocktail - Pale Pink Tomato Ketchup - Red Pickled Onion - Purple Steak/Beef - Brown Other exotic varieties should be approved on a case by case basis, but only after a formal vote and reserving the right for individual member states to veto. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 5 minutes ago, Boo Khaki said: Cheese and Onion crisps in blue packets. The UN should have issued a proscribed list of approved colour/flavour combinations, with any supplier violating it being subject to a resolution and their premises bombed/occupied. Cheese and Onion - Dark Green Spring Onion - Pale Green Salt & Vinegar - Pale Blue Ready Salted - Dark Blue Smokey Bacon -Dark Pink Prawn Cocktail - Pale Pink Tomato Ketchup - Red Pickled Onion - Purple Steak/Beef - Brown Other exotic varieties should be approved on a case by case basis, but only after a formal vote and reserving the right for individual member states to veto. This is close, but purple is Worcestershire sauce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Folk over the age of 5 who choose crisps by looking at the colour of the packet rather than actually reading what flavour they are... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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