Hip Priest Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 Real Ale Twat is really a catch all, umbrella type term that allows the user to lump yer Brew Dog, IPS hipster type in alongside the CAMRA bores. Perhaps its time to split them out though.... God I loathe Brew Dog, even typing their name forces me to reiterate that.These groups have already split themselves out. Asking me, a CAMRA w****r, if I'm "a craft beer fan" (what does that even mean in the UK??) would elicit a response similar to asking John Cleese if he's a member of the Judean People's Front. And it works the other way too!(Also, Brewdog largely abandoned real ale many years ago, so they may be many things but they're not Real Ale Twats...)I share your frustration on the IPAs though. Above para notwithstanding, I'm happy to try anything that looks interesting regardless of dispense method (cos I'm so open minded!). But when I go to an offy with a decent beer reputation to find my faither a couple of different beers - maybe a bitter or a pale ale - for his birthday or Christmas, it's wall to wall sours and milkshake IPAs... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 On 19/02/2020 at 16:59, The Skelpit Lug said: It's not alarmed, it's just practicing the Pearl & Dean intro. MacArthur Park, damn your eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 Cold weather fair messing with my hands. Very much getting on my nerves. I seem to constantly have wee sore cuts in and around my fingertips and no amount of hand cream is getting the job done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 Into a pub in Shawlands, Glasgow, last night and the ten taps have John Smith's Bitter as the one dark beer option. It's either go for Guinness or a bottle of the German pils that tastes a bit better than lager. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 7 hours ago, pandarilla said: Cold weather fair messing with my hands. Very much getting on my nerves. I seem to constantly have wee sore cuts in and around my fingertips and no amount of hand cream is getting the job done. Pish on them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 Cold weather fair messing with my hands. Very much getting on my nerves. I seem to constantly have wee sore cuts in and around my fingertips and no amount of hand cream is getting the job done. Same problem but the cuts are usually on my knuckles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 8 hours ago, pandarilla said: Cold weather fair messing with my hands. Very much getting on my nerves. I seem to constantly have wee sore cuts in and around my fingertips and no amount of hand cream is getting the job done. 24 minutes ago, Jamaldo said: 8 hours ago, pandarilla said: Cold weather fair messing with my hands. Very much getting on my nerves. I seem to constantly have wee sore cuts in and around my fingertips and no amount of hand cream is getting the job done. Same problem but the cuts are usually on my knuckles. Problem solved.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 47 minutes ago, L'immortale Par said: Problem solved.. I have a pair of murderers gloves similar to them in dark brown, but minus the woolen, leave fibre traces for the fuzz, part. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 People asking "So, what's it like being [age]?" on your birthday. What an idiotic question. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 Just now, DiegoDiego said: People asking "So, what's it like being [age]?" on your birthday. What an idiotic question. Happy birthday, you old b*****d 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 7 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I have a pair of murderers gloves similar to them in dark brown, but minus the woolen, leave fibre traces for the fuzz, part. They're such nice gloves. It's a shame they never fitted you properly: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 1 minute ago, DiegoDiego said: People asking "So, what's it like being [age]?" on your birthday. What an idiotic question. Where's our chocolates? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 1 minute ago, DiegoDiego said: People asking "So, what's it like being [age]?" on your birthday. What an idiotic question. I'm 41 again today. Fee nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 8 minutes ago, L'immortale Par said: They're such nice gloves. It's a shame they never fitted you properly: Before the Falkirk munchkin appears, I do have quite small hands. Which is handy because the police inevitably think they're looking for a freakishly violent and strong child. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 10 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Before the Falkirk munchkin appears, I do have quite small hands. Which is handy because the police inevitably think they're looking for a freakishly violent and strong child. The Larbert Leprichaun certainly falls into that category too. Both of you should expect a knock from Police Scotland's cold case team any day now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Jamaldo said: 9 hours ago, pandarilla said: Cold weather fair messing with my hands. Very much getting on my nerves. I seem to constantly have wee sore cuts in and around my fingertips and no amount of hand cream is getting the job done. Same problem but the cuts are usually on my knuckles. Dragging on the ground when you walk along? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight minge Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 Cold weather fair messing with my hands. Very much getting on my nerves. I seem to constantly have wee sore cuts in and around my fingertips and no amount of hand cream is getting the job done. Same problem but the cuts are usually on my knuckles. Vitamin E should sort you out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 I just went for a shite at work there. One of my colleagues was leaving the toilet as I entered and the seat was still warm from the heat of his arse. That pisses me off. A cold toilet seat is a necessary component of the perfect shitting experience. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 I just went for a shite at work there. One of my colleagues was leaving the toilet as I entered and the seat was still warm from the heat of his arse. That pisses me off. A cold toilet seat is a necessary component of the perfect shitting experience.It's always a worry. I paper the seat every time, for some protection at least in my mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 26 minutes ago, tongue_tied_danny said: I just went for a shite at work there. One of my colleagues was leaving the toilet as I entered and the seat was still warm from the heat of his arse. That pisses me off. A cold toilet seat is a necessary component of the perfect shitting experience. If the seat is still warm there's a risk of catching VD. Once the seat is cold, you're safe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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