D.A.F.C Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 (edited) Powercut. At least I'm playing football soon to warm up. four fucking hours Edited February 11, 2020 by D.A.F.C 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 1 hour ago, MONKMAN said: Mate, I’m currently sitting in the private terminal 20 feet from the runway, drinking a blackberry gin and watching the world go by. Do those salt and pepper mills not fit in your bag? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engelbert_humperdink Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 On 10/02/2020 at 18:52, MixuFixit said: Every microwave I have ever owned: 800w, 900w etc. Every microwave meal instructions: if 750w do this, or if 850w do this. I'm in temporary accomodation right now and the microwave with some french sounding name doesnt even have the wattage on it, and it doesnt help that most microwavable food looks that unedible that its hard to tell if its cooked right or not. Probably best i buy and temperature probe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engelbert_humperdink Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 11 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: I've just had a shite that felt like it was every stage of the Bristol Stool Chart in order. Was it the familiar hard constipated shit€ followed by the explosive diarrhea then the long slimey log? 1 - 7- 4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Duvet covers with buttons instead of poppers. Why?? Extra fucking agro points if their that far apart that the duvet ends up spilling out of them like some half gutted shark. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Duvet covers with buttons instead of poppers. Why?? Extra fucking agro points if their that far apart that the duvet ends up spilling out of them like some half gutted shark.Aye and a partner who buttons the fucking things up before putting it in the cupboard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50/50 Winner Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Aye and a partner who buttons the fucking things up before putting it in the cupboard. I'm guessing the duvet cover was buttoned up before going in the tumble dryer. This prevents other items (pillow cases, etc.) from going inside the duvet cover and not drying properly. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: 1 hour ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Duvet covers with buttons instead of poppers. Why?? Extra fucking agro points if their that far apart that the duvet ends up spilling out of them like some half gutted shark. Aye and a partner who buttons the fucking things up before putting it in the cupboard. The actual f**k? You've married/shacked up with OFTW there mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 6 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Duvet covers with buttons instead of poppers. That's gotta hurt surely....?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Our fancy tartan duvet covers and matching pillow cases have additional buttons just for decoration. That's exactly what I want when falling asleep, a hard object poking me in the face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 32 minutes ago, Margaret Thatcher said: Our fancy tartan duvet covers and matching pillow cases have additional buttons just for decoration. That's exactly what I want when falling asleep, a hard object poking me in the face. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 I'm guessing the duvet cover was buttoned up before going in the tumble dryer. This prevents other items (pillow cases, etc.) from going inside the duvet cover and not drying properly. That's fair logic tbf. I bet that's not why she does it though. She'll do it because she's fucking mental. I'll ask and report my findings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 That's fair logic tbf. I bet that's not why she does it though. She'll do it because she's fucking mental. I'll ask and report my findings. As expected, she's just a fucking crackpot. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50/50 Winner Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 As expected, she's just a fucking crackpot. I concur, that's rather odd behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 3 hours ago, tamthebam said: That's gotta hurt surely....?! Maybe sucking Buttons has a similar effect? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Maybe sucking Buttons has a similar effect? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 My other half.... If she's not watching wimmin on TV talking about their vaginas and having babies, she's watching farming programmes showing cows having calves. Same sort of thing, I suppose... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 (edited) I know it's an employment moot point but could deliveroo be made to put their couriers on some kind of cycle road safety awareness course. I kind of object to being nearly run over by some student w****r risking their life to deliver a pizza to some fat c**t who can't be arsed walking to the chippy. Edited February 12, 2020 by tamthebam Spelling 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 14 hours ago, 50/50 Winner said: 15 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Aye and a partner who buttons the fucking things up before putting it in the cupboard. I'm guessing the duvet cover was buttoned up before going in the tumble dryer. This prevents other items (pillow cases, etc.) from going inside the duvet cover and not drying properly. Says either Mr Bean or Roy from Corrie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 I kind of object to being nearly run over by some student w****rWhy does it matter that they're a student? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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