Dan Steele Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 8 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I think he might have been doing one of his famous Goon Show impressions. He's fallen in the water. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hampden Diehard Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Soviet premier shits all over your decadent western imperialist Chucky... Well, at about 10,000 of his citizens per medal, his decorations are probably about right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 13 hours ago, tamthebam said: Soviet premier shits all over your decadent western imperialist Chucky... Brezhnev actually fought in a war, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Snafu said: Lance Private Eccles. Seems a bit harsh, imho 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 On 24/12/2019 at 10:00, hk blues said: I'm on a roll now... Another one here is that people think it's totally OK to half-fill your trolley and then join the queue to pay and then continue shopping. And not just the odd item either. Worse still is people like my wife aiding and abetting such cunterry by moving their trolley forward for them if they're alone. And... Now, i realise old folk sometimes need a bit of help but, in my book if they're fit enough to be out shopping they're fit enough to queue like everybody else. Here, they get priority everywhere and the smug look on their faces as they skip the queue is enough to push anybody over the edge. I'm fuckin convinced they hire themselves out to queue jumpers. ATM behaviour is another one...why the f**k do they need so long for a simple transaction? Check phone for PIN only once they get to the machine, balance enquiry, print balance, check balance, return card, re-enter card, withdraw money, check receipt whilst standing in front of the machine. Every 2nd cnut does this. Anyhow, Merry Christmas to one and all! Hope you aren't getting hammered by Typhoon Phanfone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: that was my exact first thought when these Goon Show posts started appearing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Brezhnev actually fought in a war, though.Presided over quite a few" going missing". You don't have to pull the trigger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said: Presided over quite a few" going missing". You don't have to pull the trigger. Gerry Adams likes this... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 Almost 4am, not had any sleep yet and meant to be getting up for work in a few hours. May as well give up and go in early 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 16 hours ago, welshbairn said: Hope you aren't getting hammered by Typhoon Phanfone? It was wet n windy on Christmas Day but sunny and dry again last couple of days. We also had a small earthquake last night - only a 4.8 so nothing too serious. The joys of living in Asia I guess! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 20 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Brezhnev actually fought in a war, though. Don't think political commissars actually fight, unless you include having your own side executed for Stalin jokes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 10 hours ago, IainMorton said: Almost 4am, not had any sleep yet and meant to be getting up for work in a few hours. May as well give up and go in early Though you won't be allowed to take off before all your passengers have arrived. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 4 hours ago, GordonD said: Though you won't be allowed to take off before all your passengers have arrived. FFS knew there was something i had to do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Some dafty on the treadmill next to me at the gym today was watching gavin and Stacey on their phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Don't think political commissars actually fight, unless you include having your own side executed for Stalin jokes. A deid guy is a deid guy.A Russian told me a famous old Russian joke. You tell three people a joke about Stalin. Your neighbour, your interrogator at the KGB and your cellmate at the gulag. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 This new P&B forum navigating gets right on my tits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Just as this year's pantomime season starts to draw to a close, BT Sport are introducing their own year-round panto season with bringing the WWE "exclusively" to our screens. This is the same BT Sport who didn't see the continuation of covering Scottish football as being worth the bid from next season. Will be cancelling BT Sport when this season ends. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Looks like my chances of becoming a fireman when I grow up are finally shot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Looks like my chances of becoming a fireman when I grow up are finally shot. Piece of cake if you're Bairnardo sized, I wouldn't have a hope in hell tho. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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