Hedgecutter Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Profile names that begin with a lower case letter, e.g. pozbaird, oaksoft 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 9 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Hey, don’t forget that Aussie tennis cünt, Pat Contactless. Or his famous American uncle called Johnny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 27 minutes ago, Bishop Briggs said: Or his famous American uncle called Johnny. 13 hours ago, Arabdownunder said: Johnny Contactless playing on the radio, Campbell Chip'n'Pin in goal for St Mirren. Already done, numbnuts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Contactlessed in my chips at the casino earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, Rugster said: Already done, numbnuts. Who reads every post on each thread? Only sad losers like you. Get a life or GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 10 minutes ago, Bishop Briggs said: Who reads every post on each thread? Only sad losers like you. Get a life or GTF. That post was the one before the one you quoted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 51 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Contactlessed in my chips at the casino earlier. Did you manage to still see enough to finish eating the rest? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Profile names that begin with a lower case letter, e.g. pozbaird, oaksoft Should bring back capital punishment. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 1 hour ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Contactlessed in my chips at the casino earlier. I contactlessed in chips at the chip shop earlier. (was accompanied by a smoked sausage) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 15 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I contactlessed in chips at the chip shop earlier. (was accompanied by a smoked sausage) What a time to be alive! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 1 minute ago, The Skelpit Lug said: What a time to be alive! Indeed. For avoidance of doubt, it was a smoked sausage supper that I bought by myself. I was not accompanied into the chip shop by somebody dressed as a smoked sausage (entirely feasible on polling day). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Indeed. For avoidance of doubt, it was a smoked sausage supper that I bought by myself. I was not accompanied into the chip shop by somebody dressed as a smoked sausage (entirely feasible on polling day). Visit from the Pedant Police neatly avoided there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Checking back in to this thread after a few days and seeing the cash/card debate still rumbling on is amusing. On the subject of locals, my local was cash only. It's now been converted in to a nursery, because it failed, like all businesses that don't move with the times deserve to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 9 hours ago, die hard doonhamer said: On the subject of locals, my local was cash only. It's now been converted in to a nursery, because it failed, like all businesses that don't move with the times deserve to. Can't have been a very good pub if people stopped going purely because they had to use cash. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Received an offer for my house today, which was 13k less than an offer I rejected earlier in the week. The person making the offer knew the figure of the one I previously I rejected. The estate agent told her there was literally no point, her reply was 'nothing ventured, nothing gained'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalkirkBairn93 Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 At kelvin hall for food while the bairn is in a class, asked for a baked potato and beans. Lassie brings the plate out, baked potato and beans which is what I ordered, but it was placed on top of a napkin... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 16 minutes ago, FalkirkBairn93 said: At kelvin hall for food while the bairn is in a class, asked for a baked potato and beans. Lassie brings the plate out, baked potato and beans which is what I ordered, but it was placed on top of a napkin... Why the f**k do they do that? Does my head in, food sticks to it and it's such a waste. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Having to take the people's chariot into town after work. First one is full after one stop. Half hourly buses too. Fucking shite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Football to the face = sore face.Did prevent a goal however a tender face 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 8 hours ago, MONKMAN said: Received an offer for my house today, which was 13k less than an offer I rejected earlier in the week. The person making the offer knew the figure of the one I previously I rejected. The estate agent told her there was literally no point, her reply was 'nothing ventured, nothing gained'. Are you sure your estate agent’s passed on all of the relevant details to you ? Maybe this latest offer could actually be more favourable from your point of view, despite being lower (eg if there are no strings attached and it’s not ,for instance,o conditional on her getting a mortgage or selling another property. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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