Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 10 minutes ago, welshbairn said: How long were you in it? He's still there. Traces of a brain cell still to be found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnthebaptistist Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 16 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Had an MRI last week, they make you were headphones, good playlist they had at Ninewells, went with Led Zep. Thank you. I had one 2 months ago and the dicks put the headphones on at the last minute, TFM radio for 45 minutes, I just wanted to die. They also don't make these things for burly 6' 4" lads 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 26 minutes ago, welshbairn said: How long were you in it? About 25 mins, approx. 4 Zep tunes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 19 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: He's still there. Traces of a brain cell still to be found. Should get one done on the top of your head, they might find a hair follicle. Thank you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 “Hi, this is the exotic venereal disease clinic, I need to speak to Welshbairn about his contagious monkey borne penis parasites” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Just now, ICTChris said: “Hi, this is the exotic venereal disease clinic, I need to speak to Welshbairn about his contagious monkey borne penis parasites” An injection in the arse and a tablet and they're cleared up in no time apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 I had to have an MRI head scan done a couple of years ago at Monklands Hospital in Airdrie (let’s now take a moment to crack the ‘didn’t find a brain in there’ gag)... right, moving along swiftly!... They told me in advance that they would provide non-metallic special earphones, but you could bring an MP3 player or something with music on. I loaded an AC/DC mix onto an old iPod touch and off I went. The nurses got to the earphones part of the thing, and I told them I had AC/DC on the iPod. Turned out they were both metal fans - Maiden, Soundgarden, etc. Had a brief conversation about rock music, then off we went. The scan started, no music. The noises from the machine were very disconcerting, but I figured the music would start soon. It didn’t. I had no real idea how much time had passed, I had planned to count each song as about 5 mins passing, but as I had no real idea, I didn’t signal for them to abort. I could just about handle it and didn’t want to have to re-start the whole thing from scratch. The noises were pretty awful, but I was starting to make up words in my head to fit the repetitive loud scan noises... Wish - this - fcuking - thing - would - end.... Where’s - fcuking - AC - DC... This - Is - Like - Being - Trapped - In - A - Coffin - With - Rammstein - B Sides.... At long last, the scan ended. The nurses came over, asked if everything was OK. ‘What happened to the music!? I never heard anything!’... ‘Oh bollocks’ came the reply, never plugged in your connection... sorry! We loved it though, especially the Bon Scott ones’. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, pozbaird said: I had to have an MRI head scan done a couple of years ago at Monklands Hospital in Airdrie (let’s now take a moment to crack the ‘didn’t find a brain in there’ gag)... right, moving along swiftly!... They told me in advance that they would provide non-metallic special earphones, but you could bring an MP3 player or something with music on. I loaded an AC/DC mix onto an old iPod touch and off I went. The nurses got to the earphones part of the thing, and I told them I had AC/DC on the iPod. Turned out they were both metal fans - Maiden, Soundgarden, etc. Had a brief conversation about rock music, then off we went. The scan started, no music. The noises from the machine were very disconcerting, but I figured the music would start soon. It didn’t. I had no real idea how much time had passed, I had planned to count each song as about 5 mins passing, but as I had no real idea, I didn’t signal for them to abort. I could just about handle it and didn’t want to have to re-start the whole thing from scratch. The noises were pretty awful, but I was starting to make up words in my head to fit the repetitive loud scan noises... Wish - this - fcuking - thing - would - end.... Where’s - fcuking - AC - DC... This - Is - Like - Being - Trapped - In - A - Coffin - With - Rammstein - B Sides.... At long last, the scan ended. The nurses came over, asked if everything was OK. ‘What happened to the music!? I never heard anything!’... ‘Oh bollocks’ came the reply, never plugged in your connection... sorry! We loved it though, especially the Bon Scott ones’. They were probably tucking into a big tin of Quality Street as well. IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: They were probably tucking into a big tin of Quality Street as well. IMO. And doing absolutely f**k all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 hours ago, GordonD said: People who think they're superior to everybody else because they refuse to carry cash. They must be a fucking riot when they're trying to buy a paper off the old guy on the corner. ^^^ Attempts to sell papers on street corners. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 hours ago, GordonD said: People who think they're superior to everybody else because they refuse to carry cash. They must be a fucking riot when they're trying to buy a paper off the old guy on the corner. Given people who don't carry cash do so because they live in the 21st century, I highly doubt this problem will arise. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 6 minutes ago, Dele said: ^^^ Attempts to sell papers on street corners. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: How long were you in it? It was supposed to last 25 minutes but I got out for good behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 4 hours ago, GordonD said: People who think they're superior to everybody else because they refuse to carry cash. They must be a fucking riot when they're trying to buy a paper off the old guy on the corner. Bizarre post. I don’t think I’m superior for not carrying cash, it’s just a far easier method of paying for things to use contactless so it’s frustrating when a shop/cafe refuse to accept card at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 7 hours ago, die hard doonhamer said: Cash only places must be money laundering fronts. I see no other justification for such archaic practices. I don't know about money laundering, but I noticed a while back that a roll shop I frequent only takes cash, and never has a paper roll in the till, so I presume they're fiddling their taxes. Thinking about it, the same goes for a local chip shop that writes down and calculates the orders by hand, despite having a till. Hmm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 There's a Chinese takeaway in the village that has been cash only as long as I've lived here (10 years). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 4 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Given people who don't carry cash do so because they live in the 21st century, I highly doubt this problem will arise. Prince Andrew doesn't carry cash, which says it all if you ask me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 My mother in law will contradict her daughter about anything, lost literally. She is just deliberately doing the opposite of what Mrs Chris says for no reason. It’s infuriating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 33 minutes ago, philpy said: There's a Chinese takeaway in the village that has been cash only as long as I've lived here (10 years). What’s your number 1 order? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 What’s your number 1 order?Battered chicken balls with sweet and sour sauce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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