Miguel Sanchez Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 I failed higher biology over ten years ago and even I remember haemoglobin is the stuff in your blood that oxygen attaches to 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 5 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Did you find out if you're a homo goblin ? I've always suspected it tbf. I could be a sensitive gay person trapped in the body of a rampant heterosexualist. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 2 hours ago, FalkirkBairn93 said: relating to dental costs that hadn’t been paid due to false claim of benefits Ah, the old false teeth benefit scam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalkirkBairn93 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Ah, the old false teeth benefit scam.First time ever I was glad I had a record of my dental appointments and receipts to prove I had paid my bills in full. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Mums heading back into a mental hospital in next hour.Not so good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 First time ever I was glad I had a record of my dental appointments and receipts to prove I had paid my bills in full. You should have a holiday in Skye, rack up huge bills everywhere then go mental explaining this same guy keeps doing this shit. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 The settings in my hotel shower that at 5 o'clock this morning were perfect for a nice warm shower now seem to be perfect for brewing a pot of tea! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 1 minute ago, JamesP_81 said: The settings in my hotel shower that at 5 o'clock this morning were perfect for a nice warm shower now seem to be perfect for brewing a pot of tea! Hang on a minute. You were up at 5. Philpy was up a 5.40. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Hang on a minute. You were up at 5. Philpy was up a 5.40. Aye lazy c*nt moaning about it too as if it was early! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 5 hours ago, welshbairn said: When my blood test for PSA came back to the surgery they said I needed another blood sample for a haemoglobin test, which I gave yesterday. Any idea what that means? It was a health assistant who took the blood and she didn't know anything about the PSA results. To see if you're anaemic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Gary Mackay Stevens voice is getting right on my nerves here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Gary Mackay Stevens voice is getting right on my nerves hereWalker appears to be close to tears about how bad Aberdeen have been. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 14 hours ago, GordonD said: That's a bit unfair. What about the poor sod who's waiting for his pizza? Fat b*****d can just walk to the chippy and get it like I do... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 12 hours ago, FalkirkBairn93 said: After massive arguments in the phone to the debt collector and verification that the bank details actually weren’t mines they’ve finally taken the debts off my name and will reflect my credit score in the next month. Absolute wee fanny. Got hit with his dental bill cause they sent it to me instead of him. If I ever meet him he’s getting battered. Is the same wee fanny giving you red dots too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeMentalDavie Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Chambers Street junction leading on to South Bridge, Lights at green, not just newly changed. Deliveroo bicycling bellend comes shooting down South Bridge through the red light there and DOESN'T GET FUCKING SPLATTERED AS HE DESERVED TO BE. If someone is delivering pizzas in a car at least you've got a number plate so you could potentially report them to the police. Deliveroo should put serial numbers on the back of their packs so you could report the cnuts for dangerous cycling (which is covered by the law). I think Deliveroo drivers must be instructed to do this or the ones I've experienced are just arseholes. Witnessed one outside Glasgow Central run a red last month and he was about 2 seconds away from being flattened by a bus. Also nearly been knocked down by them as a pedestrian 3 or 4 times, c***s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 The flu! Being up at 4:15am because of the fucking flu! Sitting feeling lousy and bored because the tv is crap at silly o’clock and it’s too early to go to work! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Why would you go to work if you've got the flu? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 1 hour ago, 8MileBU said: The flu! Being up at 4:15am because of the fucking flu! Sitting feeling lousy and bored because the tv is crap at silly o’clock and it’s too early to go to work! Been up all night with this stupid Norovirus. Getting no sympathy from the wife though, she refuses to accept that the man version is a gazzillion times worse than anything she’s ever had.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 21 minutes ago, Dele said: Why would you go to work if you've got the flu? Because he doesn’t have the flu. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Because he doesn’t have the flu.This. If you can lift your head off your pillow it's not Flu. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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