Jacksgranda Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 3 hours ago, The Moonster said: It really is a shite idea when you think on it, when I did these as a wee guy nobody ever told you how to pack bags, and whilst it's obviously logical to most that putting eggs underneath something heavy is a silly idea, when you're 10 years old and standing in Morrisons on a Saturday morning, you don't really give a f**k about whether someone gets their eggs up the road okay. There must be plenty of other things schools/kids football teams can do to raise money other than getting in the way of people doing their weekly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 (edited) Put your stuff on the belt heaviest to lightest, makes packing a lot easier. It's also easy if you f**k it up (or at least don't pack it to your other half's standards) several times till you come to an agreement that she packs, you pay and carry them home. On a non-messages related PTTGOYN, I was watching the show The First 48, they spoke to a woman who had the surname Campbell, she told a detective her surname was Camp Bell, like Camp David, get Americans in the fucking sea! Edited December 2, 2019 by Torpar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Torpar said: Put your stuff on the belt heaviest to lightest, makes packing a lot easier. It's also easy if you f**k it up (or at least don't pack it to your other half's standards) several times till you come to an agreement that she packs, you pay and carry them home. On a non-messages related PTTGOYN, I was watching the show The First 48, they spoke to a woman who had the surname Campbell, she told a detective her surname was Camp Bell, like Camp David, get Americans in the fucking sea! On your first point, it doesn't guarantee the heavy stuff will get scanned first. I often have to wait while several items are scanned before my milk is done, as obviously I can't put them in the shopping bag first. On your second point, totally agree. One that annoys me is when they pronounce Mackay to rhyme with 'say' and not 'sky'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 1 hour ago, GordonD said: On your first point, it doesn't guarantee the heavy stuff will get scanned first. I often have to wait while several items are scanned before my milk is done, as obviously I can't put them in the shopping bag first. On your second point, totally agree. One that annoys me is when they pronounce Mackay to rhyme with 'say' and not 'sky'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 11 hours ago, Torpar said: Put your stuff on the belt heaviest to lightest, makes packing a lot easier. It's also easy if you f**k it up (or at least don't pack it to your other half's standards) several times till you come to an agreement that she packs, you pay and carry them home. On a non-messages related PTTGOYN, I was watching the show The First 48, they spoke to a woman who had the surname Campbell, she told a detective her surname was Camp Bell, like Camp David, get Americans in the fucking sea! Maybe related to this guy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 11 hours ago, Torpar said: On a non-messages related PTTGOYN, I was watching the show The First 48, they spoke to a woman who had the surname Campbell, she told a detective her surname was Camp Bell, like Camp David, get Americans in the fucking sea! I was following SatNav directions last night, and it pronounced Castlecary as Cast-le-carry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Adam101 said: Maybe related to this guy? Commentator almost as biased as the guy on Rangers TV! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: I was following SatNav directions last night, and it pronounced Castlecary as Cast-le-carry. Sat Nav on my wife’s car pronounces Kincardine Bridge as ‘Kink-Car-Deen’. We didn’t need directions to the Kincardine Bridge, it’s just up the road from us. Just put her on as we like the way the wee wummin’ in the glovebox says Kincardine. The Sat Nav in my car is more advanced. Key in ‘St Mirren Park’, and they pronounce it ‘For fcuk sake Obika’. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Folk who constantly switch lanes in busy traffic thinking it will get them to the junction quicker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 21 hours ago, The Moonster said: It really is a shite idea when you think on it, when I did these as a wee guy nobody ever told you how to pack bags, and whilst it's obviously logical to most that putting eggs underneath something heavy is a silly idea, when you're 10 years old and standing in Morrisons on a Saturday morning, you don't really give a f**k about whether someone gets their eggs up the road okay. There must be plenty of other things schools/kids football teams can do to raise money other than getting in the way of people doing their weekly. Awkward as f**k these days with too many people not carrying cash and using the card for the shopping. Got to stand all embarrassed that you've no change for the kid who's put your bread beneath your apples. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 It's probably been said 1000 times especially when drink threads start but I despise people thinking it's acceptable to go for a night out and carry zero cash. All these fucking millennials stood round paying for their £13 round with fucking switch. It's pure laziness you didn't go to a bank and nothing else ya wee cock 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Folk who constantly switch lanes in busy traffic thinking it will get them to the junction quicker. Lassie cut me up yesterday by shooting down the left lane (which is a left turn only)and then cutting Infront of me without even asking. She got 1 hell of a blast from my horn and the death stare when she looked in her rear view mirror. She probably saved 5 secs doing this as she was only 2 cars behind me to start with. Fucking boot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillieCon Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 15 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: It's probably been said 1000 times especially when drink threads start but I despise people thinking it's acceptable to go for a night out and carry zero cash. All these fucking millennials stood round paying for their £13 round with fucking switch. It's pure laziness you didn't go to a bank and nothing else ya wee cock I find that's it quicker using contactless to pay rather than paying cash and waiting for change. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 When you are struggling to get a parking Space when shopping, and you see someone going to a car, and think, right, I'll get that space when they move off, but no, they sit and f**k about on their phone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Just now, KillieCon said: I find that's it quicker using contactless to pay rather than paying cash and waiting for change. It is quicker but going for a night out drinking with your mates and refusing to get cash is pure lazy and shouldn't be encouraged. No excuses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillieCon Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 I really don't see what the issue is? Why would you need cash? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 13 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: Lassie cut me up yesterday by shooting down the left lane (which is a left turn only)and then cutting Infront of me without even asking. She got 1 hell of a blast from my horn and the death stare when she looked in her rear view mirror. She probably saved 5 secs doing this as she was only 2 cars behind me to start with. Fucking boot Same thing happened to me with a BMW driver, although I didn't beep my horn or give him a death stare, just pressed the brakes and threw my arms up like this: On looking in his rear view mirror and seeing my reaction, he pulled back in to the left lane and slowed down until I was along side him, rolled down his window and launched a tirade of abuse at me. I imagine the guy wasn't having a very good morning and more than likely killed his family at some point later that day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: It is quicker but going for a night out drinking with your mates and refusing to get cash is pure lazy and shouldn't be encouraged. No excuses. Utter pish. What difference does it make? Plus you don't end up with pub pocket. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Yeah, I agree. Carrying cash is becoming redundant. That said, anyone putting their PIN in for a £13 round instead of doing contactless is at it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 I really don't see what the issue is? Why would you need cash?I tend to agree with this. However the problem arises when you’ve got 5 or 6 wee dicks all together, paying individually by card, when if they had cash, they could each give their mate the cash & do one transaction. Of course, the sensible option would be to buy drinks in rounds like normal people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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