SlipperyP Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 49 minutes ago, Derek Patterson said: "I work for BT/Sky/SSE etc" as appropriate. Usually gets them out the way quick. "Staff discount mate." That would be a bit embarrassing to come out with that. Just tell them you are on "the register", they'll walk away from you quicker, than a quick fit fittter, before you can even finish your sentence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 My shower gel managed to open and empty itself within my boot bag on the short walk downstairs to the gym. Fucking trainers are soaked and a huge waste of lovely shower gel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acastus Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 (edited) c***s (sportsound c***s mostly) that can't call the Scottish Leagues by their proper name. They call Scottish Premiership the SPFL, SPL, Scottish Premier League etc anything but the fuckig Scottish Premiership. I don't think I've heard one of them call it by the proper name. Paul Mitchell calling it the Premier League earlier. John Hughes last week called Scottish League One the First Divison...old boomer dinasaur c***s! Get them fired into the Atlantic ocean please thank you. Also Willie Miller and Billy Dodds overuse of "isnt it?" Edited November 28, 2019 by Acastus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 c***s (sportsound c***s mostly) that can't call the Scottish Leagues by their proper name. They call Scottish Premiership the SPFL, SPL, Scottish Premier League etc anything but the fuckig Scottish Premiership. I don't think I've heard one of them call it by the proper name. Paul Mitchell calling it the Premier League earlier. John Hughes last week called Scottish League One the First Divison...old boomer dinasaur c***s! Get them fired into the Atlantic ocean please thank you. Also Willie Miller and Billy Dodds overuse of "isnt it?" Hi DA hi pal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acastus Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: 1 hour ago, Acastus said: c***s (sportsound c***s mostly) that can't call the Scottish Leagues by their proper name. They call Scottish Premiership the SPFL, SPL, Scottish Premier League etc anything but the fuckig Scottish Premiership. I don't think I've heard one of them call it by the proper name. Paul Mitchell calling it the Premier League earlier. John Hughes last week called Scottish League One the First Divison...old boomer dinasaur c***s! Get them fired into the Atlantic ocean please thank you. Also Willie Miller and Billy Dodds overuse of "isnt it?" Hi DA hi pal I'm your da ? Hi son 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 3 hours ago, Tynierose said: Nice pic of a popular brand of shower gel and deoderant. Well done! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 7 hours ago, Stellaboz said: My shower gel managed to open and empty itself within my boot bag on the short walk downstairs to the gym. Fucking trainers are soaked and a huge waste of lovely shower gel. Bet they smell lovely though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 On 27/11/2019 at 13:07, pozbaird said: When, after years and years of ‘eye-kia’, furniture stores, or ‘high-oon-dye’, Korean cars, or ‘Voll-vo’ Swedish cars, adverts suddenly start giving it ‘‘ikk-i-a’, Hune-dae’ or ‘vull-voo’. Just fuke-oof. This is and should always be a Bloory Band 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 3 hours ago, Angusfifer said: Nice pic of a popular brand of shower gel and deoderant. Well done! Still pissed off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 I have to concur. The exploding kit bag shower gel is a right nip in the bawsack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 I have to concur. The exploding kit bag shower gel is a right nip in the bawsack. Your thinking of this stuff that nips in the bawsack. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 On 26/11/2019 at 19:34, Granny Danger said: I’ve probably mentioned this before, but people on TV/radio starting sentences with “So”. Particularly answering a question. So, they are arses. On 27/11/2019 at 10:10, pozbaird said: When you open a new toothpaste, to find it is one that has one of those tiny wee tinfoil seals across the tube opening. Those wee fcukers never pick off easily. Never. Everything is packaged to f*** nowadays, and is designed to send you into a towering rage as you try to get at it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeefc1783 Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 This black Friday nonsense gets on my nerves an absolute lot of shiteYoung lad wants a Nintendo Switch and Currys are selling it with a game for £310 yet three weeks ago its was £280 with a game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 23 minutes ago, dundeefc1783 said: This black Friday nonsense gets on my nerves an absolute lot of shite Young lad wants a Nintendo Switch and Currys are selling it with a game for £310 yet three weeks ago its was £280 with a game. Go direct. https://store.nintendo.co.uk/black-friday/nintendo-switch-plus-free-nintendo-labo.list?ds_rl=1253622&ds_rl=1253658&gclid=Cj0KCQiAoIPvBRDgARIsAHsCw0_lqChoUB_4Dfgq7PjQee7KgW-QTLqpdBIsxd_XobZX7fmAXy6eLcoaAqN_EALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 Gym showers are disgusting cesspits of fungus and bacteria. Go home and shower there tbh.No thanks, I'd rather not stink of sweat for over an hour on a packed train. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 19QOS19 Posted November 29, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted November 29, 2019 Gym showers are disgusting cesspits of fungus and bacteria. Go home and shower there tbh.No thanks, I'd rather not stink of sweat for over an hour on a packed train. You mean you actually sweat? Pfft, peasants. 28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 7 hours ago, buchan30 said: Your thinking of this stuff that nips in the bawsack. Using that is like getting a blow job off a Polar Bear ( allegedly) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalkirkBairn93 Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 Using that is like getting a blow job off a Polar Bear ( allegedly)^^^^ sneaks into edinburgh zoo and beasts the polar bears at midnight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 The inability of Cineworld in Renfrew St to ever have the escalators working. Tbh, I wouldn’t mind if they were all broken, it’s the random on/off pattern that really gets on my tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 (edited) Modern football nets. Specifically the fact that they are all so tightly tensioned these days that shots hit the net and rebound miles back off them. I want a return to the old days. Edited December 1, 2019 by pozbaird 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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