welshbairn Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 (edited) 54 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Shit news M9 hope it's benign. Not too worried about it tbh, when you get to bus pass age it's very common. I should set up a whatsapp group with my cousins. Thanks though. Edited November 21, 2019 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The continuing Americanisation of language by fuckwits. Twice today people have "reached out to me". Absolute worstcunts. I can't think of any reason why anyone would want to reach out to you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 Aye, whoever you are, thanks for that. Towbar by the looks of it. [emoji35][emoji35]Slash the tyres on any car with a towbar within a mile radius of your house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: I can't think of any reason why anyone would want to reach out to you Same here. I think they got the message. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 5 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: I can't think of any reason why anyone would want to reach out to you Unless it was in the same way as that lad in the nighclub "reached out" to @Dee Man 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Unless it was in the same way as that lad in the nighclub "reached out" to @Dee Man On that subject, I've been waiting for months for my hospital reports to arrive so I could submit them with my criminal compensation application after phoning, emailing and going in in person to the hospital to try and get them. After getting no joy from them, I just submitted my application on Monday with a cover letter saying that maybe they'd have better luck obtaining my reports as a professional body. The reports arrived at my house on Tuesday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 On that subject, I've been waiting for months for my hospital reports to arrive so I could submit them with my criminal compensation application after phoning, emailing and going in in person to the hospital to try and get them. After getting no joy from them, I just submitted my application on Monday with a cover letter saying that maybe they'd have better luck obtaining my reports as a professional body. The reports arrived at my house on Tuesday.I hope you get enough for a new patio m8 [emoji106] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopburn boy Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 21 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Mice. Didn’t know they could drive , still they might have trouble reversing , so it’s not impossible 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 4 hours ago, welshbairn said: Not as bad as I thought though I've never felt so vulnerable in my life. God knows what women feel when they have to open up wide and let some stranger poke about in their fanny. On the plus side he found a lump so I might get out of Christmas. If it is something not so good they will have identified the problem early. Thoughts are with you... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoseMarooniho Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Just looked at drawings for a house and the garage is named the ‘car room’. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Just looked at drawings for a house and the garage is named the ‘car room’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 3 hours ago, JoseMarooniho said: Just looked at drawings for a house and the garage is named the ‘car room’. Nothing compared to estate agents re-branding Dennistoun as ‘Merchant City East’. My wife is from Dennistoun, and even she cringes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, pozbaird said: Nothing compared to estate agents re-branding Dennistoun as ‘Merchant City East’. My wife is from Dennistoun, and even she cringes. Blackhill gets called High Riddrie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 On 20/11/2019 at 15:41, johnnydun said: That's not a towbar, that's a hole. Wid. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Wid. In days of olde. When men were bold and women were not invented. Men bored holes in telegraph poles, and had to be contented. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: In days of olde. When men were bold and women were not invented. Men bored holes in telegraph poles, and had to be contented. Thru fear of being caught, and squirrels They went full tilt on booze And woke up looking rougher Than Philpy's fucking shoes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 People who comment on a wee sad or cute video or photo, especially on Twitter, by saying "I'm not crying, you're crying"f**k off then, greetin face. [emoji34] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Farmer Barleymore smearing mud all over the roads with his tractors. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 5 hours ago, JoseMarooniho said: Just looked at drawings for a house and the garage is named the ‘car room’. That's quite odd as is unlikely a car will actually fit in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skerla Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 The “I’m telling my kids this is...” patter 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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