Miguel Sanchez Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 I woke up about ten seconds before my alarm this morning. When I got to the Subway station it was shut with the shutters still down. Since it also had problems running last Friday when I went to work I just went home and got a taxi to work again today. Turns out it was up and running by seven o'clock, so I would have been both quicker and cheaper if I'd just waited. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Every time STV or BBC Scotland features a Scottish rugby story in their sports roundup, it’s always accompanied by a shot of the rugger chaps in training, but they’re not training, just standing in a circle, giving each other a big group hug. This is a petty thing that gets on my nerves. Maybe if they spent more time doing rugger stuff, rather than standing in a circle hugging each other, they wouldn’t be as shite at rugby as they are. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 "Would you like a rug over your knees Mr Dave?"You're fucking right I would. I'm on the bus and it must be about -20 out.And where are my stewed plums? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Currently sitting reading the reaction to Mourinho replacing Pocchetino on BBC website and they're giving out Mourinho's stats. Here's my favourite; "Mourinho is only 10 wins away from reaching 200 Premier League victories as a manager (currently on 190 wins). " Thanks for that, BBC. I'd never have been able to figure that last part out myself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Currently sitting reading the reaction to Mourinho replacing Pocchetino on BBC website and they're giving out Mourinho's stats. Here's my favourite; "Mourinho is only 10 wins away from reaching 200 Premier League victories as a manager (currently on 190 wins). " Thanks for that, BBC. I'd never have been able to figure that last part out myself. It’s not exactly red roses, white roses work out percentages 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 minute ago, NJ2 said: It’s not exactly red roses, white roses work out percentages Only Roses Dele is interested in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Only Roses Dele is interested in. BIG TEAM FOUND!!!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 17 hours ago, pozbaird said: Maybe if they spent more time doing rugger stuff, rather than standing in a circle hugging each other, they wouldn’t be as shite at rugby as they are. Doesn't seem to have done Sellik any harm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Dele said: Only Rose Dele is interested in. She has a certain charm, mate. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopburn boy Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Store no it’s not a store , this is Scotland , it’s an effing shop , ( now the shop might have a storeroom, but that doesn’t make the whole enterprise a store ) 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 19 minutes ago, bishopburn boy said: Store no it’s not a store , this is Scotland , it’s an effing shop , ( now the shop might have a storeroom, but that doesn’t make the whole enterprise a store ) It's not effing, it's fucking. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Aye, whoever you are, thanks for that. Towbar by the looks of it. [emoji35][emoji35] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It's not effing, it's fucking. Same goes for c***s that write "fecking" that are not Irish or from Inverness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 26 minutes ago, philpy said: Aye, whoever you are, thanks for that. Towbar by the looks of it. That's not a towbar, that's a hole. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Hmmm. Looks about the right height for a towbar. Still bloody annoying none the less. More annoying that somecunt knows that they've done it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 48 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Same goes for c***s that write "fecking" that are not Irish or from Inverness. Freaking is the worst... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 34 minutes ago, philpy said: Hmmm. Looks about the right height for a towbar. Still bloody annoying none the less. More annoying that somecunt knows that they've done it. Wasn’t me mate , I was in Pizza Express ! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superkillieaway Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 On 19/11/2019 at 08:05, DiegoDiego said: Glory hunters. I've spoken to a few folk today who say they don't watch Italy because they aren't very good. They just won their eleventh match on the trot thanks to their biggest win since Mussolini was still warm. How much better do you want them to be? I remember watching a Scotland qualifier (think it was Wales away) with a Spanish friend. He was confused why we were getting all heated and angry at a what he called a 'friendly'. It must be so nice just to be able to stroll through the qualifiers every fucking time. They don't know how lucky they have it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 hour ago, philpy said: Aye, whoever you are, thanks for that. Towbar by the looks of it. Mice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 On 19/11/2019 at 18:36, pozbaird said: Every time STV or BBC Scotland features rugby This was all that needed to be said! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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