throbber Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Ok so it's plasterboard so why could I not knock in a few picture hook nails with a hammer ? They just bent out of shape and the wall started to crumble. What the f**k are those wee nails meant to be used on?Post a pic of the type of nails you used then. Also, are you using a claw hammer? Maybe you are using a mash hammer and hitting the nails too hard, you just need to gently tap them in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Hampden Diehard said: Old people changing seats on the bus. Can you not sit at peace? They don't want to sit in a puddle of their own pish. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 I’m heating up soup in the microwave at work and it just exploded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I’m heating up soup in the microwave at work and it just exploded. You're supposed to take it out of the tin. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 12 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I’m heating up soup in the microwave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 I’m heating up soup in the microwave at work and it just exploded.Hiya Kirk Broadfoot, hiya pal! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Folk chewing the lids of communal biros. Guilty as charged. Dont even realise I do it either. Usually get telt to just keep the pen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Self service machine giving back 15p change 2ps and 1p. Cuntish behaviour of the highest order. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: I’m heating up soup in the microwave at work and it just exploded. Did you at least clean it up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: I’m heating up soup in the microwave at work and it just exploded. I never knew McDonalds had soup on their menu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Guilty as charged. Dont even realise I do it either. Usually get telt to just keep the pen You know the person before you probably used it to howk bogeys out their nose don't you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Alan fucking Mains belmy face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 On 16/10/2019 at 16:03, Shandon Par said: I was in The Gyle shopping centre last night and saw a shop with half of the window turned over to Christmas tat. There was also the bizarre sight of a table tennis shop. Scottish Table Tennis have taken on a shop and just set it up with four table tennis tables, all of which were in use. So, you have the usual shopping centre shoppers shuffling about then in this brightly lit window is 8 sweaty pingpongers leaping about. We have a similar set up in Bangkok. The pingpongers also put on some show. Never been to can't comment any further 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 Steven Gerrard has come up to Scotland and suddenly becomes Steven Jirrard to all these thick pundits and Sevconians. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 Having spent a good part of the last 18 months in Ireland I now seem to find myself occasionally pronouncing "three" like Yogi Hughes, which is absolutely devastating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 We have new neighbours and there is a unicycle sitting at their back door, its really starting to annoy me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 2 hours ago, stevieKTID said: We have new neighbours and there is a unicycle sitting at their back door, its really starting to annoy me. Damn unicycles, coming over here and claiming benefits... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 14 minutes ago, GordonD said: Damn unicycles, coming over here and claiming benefits... That's oneupmanship for you 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 2 hours ago, stevieKTID said: We have new neighbours and there is a unicycle sitting at their back door, its really starting to annoy me. They might let you have a go if you ask them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 14 minutes ago, welshbairn said: They might let you have a go if you ask them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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