Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 7 minutes ago, Dee Man said: You'd be there in a flash with a crisp fiver if it was the former. Im not a fussy man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Is Alexandra the fingerer or fingeree? Dealer's choice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 After years of reading posts from P&Bers about their rage at people who sit in a queue at a petrol station when there are spaces on the "wrong" side, today I smugly drove past the queuing morons, put my card in the machine, went through the Pay at the Pump setup process, and then pulled the hose to it's full extension. Which was barely far enough to reach the near side, never mind the far side. f**k you P&B. f**k Asda Bearsden and f**k you all. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Mark Connolly said: After years of reading posts from P&Bers about their rage at people who sit in a queue at a petrol station when there are spaces on the "wrong" side, today I smugly drove past the queuing morons, put my card in the machine, went through the Pay at the Pump setup process, and then pulled the hose to it's full extension. Which was barely far enough to reach the near side, never mind the far side. f**k you P&B. f**k Asda Bearsden and f**k you all. Never had a problem with that at Asda, probably your rubbish parking. IMO. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: After years of reading posts from P&Bers about their rage at people who sit in a queue at a petrol station when there are spaces on the "wrong" side, today I smugly drove past the queuing morons, put my card in the machine, went through the Pay at the Pump setup process, and then pulled the hose to it's full extension. Which was barely far enough to reach the near side, never mind the far side. f**k you P&B. f**k Asda Bearsden and f**k you all. Thanks for this Mrs Connolly but you really should get your own account instead of using Marks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 BBC's 'red button' service requiring several hits of the red button to start up (if it can be bothered to). A single click should be sufficient. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 27 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Thanks for this Mrs Connolly but you really should get your own account instead of using Marks. If you're referring to the current future Mrs Connolly, we aren't married, and she can't drive. If you're referring to my maw, she's more likely to hit the pump than park miles away from it, something she has managed on two occasions. If you're using sexism to have a dig, fair enough, but make sure to use apostrophes when required. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 If you're referring to the current future Mrs Connolly, we aren't married, and she can't drive. If you're referring to my maw, she's more likely to hit the pump than park miles away from it, something she has managed on two occasions. If you're using sexism to have a dig, fair enough, but make sure to use apostrophes when required. Soz m8 that was Mrs B that posted that. Whit's she like eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: If you're referring to my maw, she's more likely to hit the pump than park miles away from it, something she has managed on two occasions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Just now, Bairnardo said: 3 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: If you're referring to the current future Mrs Connolly, we aren't married, and she can't drive. If you're referring to my maw, she's more likely to hit the pump than park miles away from it, something she has managed on two occasions. If you're using sexism to have a dig, fair enough, but make sure to use apostrophes when required. Soz m8 that was Mrs B that posted that. Whit's she like eh? A decent ride for a woman of her stature? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Heard that your missus to be has no problem with pumping, eh geddit fnar fnar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 The ‘send us your pictures of Scotland’ feature on the BBC website. If I see another photo of some cnut’s dog, on a beach, halfway up a mountain, or just standing there being a dug’..... I might not be responsible for my actions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: After years of reading posts from P&Bers about their rage at people who sit in a queue at a petrol station when there are spaces on the "wrong" side, today I smugly drove past the queuing morons, put my card in the machine, went through the Pay at the Pump setup process, and then pulled the hose to it's full extension. Which was barely far enough to reach the near side, never mind the far side. f**k you P&B. f**k Asda Bearsden and f**k you all. 2 hours, FFS P&B. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 I got a photo on that once. It wasn’t of a dog though. It was on a beach though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 17 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I got a photo on that once. It wasn’t of a dog though. It was on a beach though. I don’t believe you. They simply do not publish photos of a beach unless it also features a labradoodle. Div - six month ban please for brazen lies. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 6 minutes ago, pozbaird said: I don’t believe you. They simply do not publish photos of a beach unless it also features a labradoodle. Div - six month ban please for brazen lies. Thank you. Ok it had a toddler on it (mine btw) and she had written her name in the sand. Quite a beautiful moment tbqh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Toddlers are thick as shit, I don't believe you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 10 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Toddlers are thick as shit, I don't believe you I'm led to believe little X Mullarkey is more intelligent than the average toddler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 I have to go clothes shopping today. Been putting it off for a few hours, but it's inevitable, unless I want to go to work in rags next week. I mean, shopping. For clothes. Clothes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 I have to go clothes shopping today. Been putting it off for a few hours, but it's inevitable, unless I want to go to work in rags next week. I mean, shopping. For clothes. Clothes.That was fucking awful. I'd forgotten how horrible human beings are to be around.Also, judging by the shite the clothes shops are pushing, I'm now very much an old man. Skinny fucking jeans, by Christ. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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