Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Been banished to the spare room for last couple of nights so my coughing, cold sweats, snorting and spluttering doesn't disturb missus. Aye. thanks for that m8. Nice for us to have a bit of "us time". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Got the lurgy too. Been banished to the spare room for last couple of nights so my coughing, cold sweats, snorting and spluttering doesn't disturb missus. Cat flu. Definitely cat flu. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 (edited) 7 hours ago, tamthebam said: Cat flu. Definitely cat flu. Only if he starts licking his balls and burying his own shite in the garden. Edited September 23, 2019 by pozbaird 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 The tourists that block the pavement outside the Ibis on North Bridge waiting for a tour bus to take them to some tacky tourist trap. Either form an orderly line in single file or throw yourselves aff the bridge. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 26 minutes ago, tamthebam said: The tourists that block the pavement outside the Ibis on North Bridge waiting for a tour bus to take them to some tacky tourist trap. Either form an orderly line in single file or throw yourselves aff the bridge. Not as bad as spotty adolescents (usually Japanese), dressed as Hermione Grainger, brandishing a wand and posing on the pavement outside a nondescript Embra’ cafe because J.K. Rowling had a latte in there once upon a time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Not as bad as spotty adolescents (usually Japanese), dressed as Hermione Grainger, brandishing a wand and posing on the pavement outside a nondescript Embra’ cafe because J.K. Rowling had a latte in there once upon a time.Rules rules rules dear Poz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Stepped in dog shit this morning 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 People who do not clean up their dog mess need fucking up good and proper. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 People who do not clean up their dog mess need fucking up good and proper. Aye. The park next to my house is a disgrace. Take my dog out and spend half the time trying to dodge it. Getting a bit dark at this time of morning though, may have to abandon the park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Forgot to take my wallet to work. Forgot to charge my phone before work and noticed it was sitting on 17% when I got there. Forgot to take my charger into work so I can charge my phone while I'm getting on with other stuff. Didn't bother making something for lunch at work as I thought I'd just grab something from the shop. Went to the shop during my break and obviously had to use the Samsung Pay on my phone as I'd left my wallet at home. Just as I went into shop the battery went down to 5%. Took my intended lunch to the till and went to pay but the Samsung Pay app told me my battery was too low to make a payment. Beyond raging. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Also horse owners who don't clean up after their animal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Woken at 7am with the doorbell, only to get up and nae c**t there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 15 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: Woken at 7am with the doorbell, only to get up and nae c**t there I know I should grow up but I do like playing chap door run on the way to work. Sorry. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 13 minutes ago, Adam101 said: I know I should grow up but I do like playing chap door run on the way to work. Sorry. You mean Chickenelli, I assume? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 You mean Chickenelli, I assume? What? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 30 minutes ago, Dele said: You mean Chickenelli, I assume? What? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Holy shit. I bever called it that, and I am not a child anymore, but I am going a bit red on behalf of anyone who does or did. Chickenellie for f**k sake 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Just now, Bairnardo said: Holy shit. I bever called it that, and I am not a child anymore, but I am going a bit red on behalf of anyone who does or did. Chickenellie for f**k sake What did you call it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dele said: What did you call it? I'm sure he called it Chap door run, for that is the actual name of the game. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Chap door run, or chappie for short sometimes. Eta I heard of some wrong uns who called it ding dong dash. Which is bad but not chickenellie bad What did you call it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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