Derry Alli Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 My work had a fire drill today and decided to pull folk (me, being one) up for not moving shitty paper cards from 'Out' to 'In' when we also clock in in the morning. Apparently its against company procedure and if the fire was real, they need that to know who is in the factory still. They never had an answer to "what happens if the fire is at the main door and you can't grab that organiser?" Nor did they want to answer "why is the back gate cable tied shut and a metal bar welded on to it to stop it opening, even if the cable tie was cut?" They even handed me and others our cards that we were supposed to move whilst saying "You're now dead". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Dele said: My work had a fire drill today and decided to pull folk (me, being one) up for not moving shitty paper cards from 'Out' to 'In' when we also clock in in the morning. Apparently its against company procedure and if the fire was real, they need that to know who is in the factory still. They never had an answer to "what happens if the fire is at the main door and you can't grab that organiser?" Nor did they want to answer "why is the back gate cable tied shut and a metal bar welded on to it to stop it opening, even if the cable tie was cut?" They even handed me and others our cards that we were supposed to move whilst saying "You're now dead". Pretty sure this means you can stay off work until they declare you resurrected. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Pretty sure this means you can stay off work until they declare you resurrected. Superb. Trades bar 11am the morn it is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 My work had a fire drill today and decided to pull folk (me, being one) up for not moving shitty paper cards from 'Out' to 'In' when we also clock in in the morning. Apparently its against company procedure and if the fire was real, they need that to know who is in the factory still. They never had an answer to "what happens if the fire is at the main door and you can't grab that organiser?" Nor did they want to answer "why is the back gate cable tied shut and a metal bar welded on to it to stop it opening, even if the cable tie was cut?" They even handed me and others our cards that we were supposed to move whilst saying "You're now dead". I’m dead now? Right then, that’s me away up the road to organise my funeral. See you the morn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 43 minutes ago, Dele said: My work had a fire drill today and decided to pull folk (me, being one) up for not moving shitty paper cards from 'Out' to 'In' when we also clock in in the morning. Apparently its against company procedure and if the fire was real, they need that to know who is in the factory still. They never had an answer to "what happens if the fire is at the main door and you can't grab that organiser?" Nor did they want to answer "why is the back gate cable tied shut and a metal bar welded on to it to stop it opening, even if the cable tie was cut?" They even handed me and others our cards that we were supposed to move whilst saying "You're now dead". ^^^The Dele. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Dele said: My work had a fire drill today and decided to pull folk (me, being one) up for not moving shitty paper cards from 'Out' to 'In' when we also clock in in the morning. Apparently its against company procedure and if the fire was real, they need that to know who is in the factory still. They never had an answer to "what happens if the fire is at the main door and you can't grab that organiser?" Nor did they want to answer "why is the back gate cable tied shut and a metal bar welded on to it to stop it opening, even if the cable tie was cut?" They even handed me and others our cards that we were supposed to move whilst saying "You're now dead". Can I be your will's benefactor when you die in a fire waiting to clock out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Dele said: My work had a fire drill today and decided to pull folk (me, being one) up for not moving shitty paper cards from 'Out' to 'In' when we also clock in in the morning. Apparently its against company procedure and if the fire was real, they need that to know who is in the factory still. They never had an answer to "what happens if the fire is at the main door and you can't grab that organiser?" Nor did they want to answer "why is the back gate cable tied shut and a metal bar welded on to it to stop it opening, even if the cable tie was cut?" They even handed me and others our cards that we were supposed to move whilst saying "You're now dead". Our muster point in the event of being evacuated out of the warehouse due to a fire is beside two massive fuel tanks. Genuinely. Fucking morons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Just now, Dee Man said: Our muster point in the event of being evacuated out of the warehouse due to a fire is beside two massive fuel tanks. Genuinely. Fucking morons. Calling cards of morons for this pish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Our muster point in the event of being evacuated out of the warehouse due to a fire is beside two massive fuel tanks. Genuinely. Fucking morons. If my work goes up, so would Stobbie and a fair chunk of the Hilltoon I'd guess. We'd call it regeneration. Edited September 17, 2019 by Dele 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 4 hours ago, Dee Man said: I tried to read A Brief History Of Time once but got bored by the third page - does anyone know if Stephen Hawking explained why, on average, the minutes on break times at work go approximately 4 times faster than when you're working? Douglas Adams did: "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 6 hours ago, Dee Man said: I tried to read A Brief History Of Time once but got bored by the third page - does anyone know if Stephen Hawking explained why, on average, the minutes on break times at work go approximately 4 times faster than when you're working? It's similar to the time bending in the theory of relativity, where time passes more slowly with your relatives (Herring, Lee et all, 1993) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 9 hours ago, Rugster said: @Ad Lib started every sentence bar one on a recent interview I heard with him on Radio Scotland by saying "so". He spoke very well other than that, but it did make me cringe. It's really horrible. So I think you’re being really unfair, actually. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 14 hours ago, Rugster said: @Ad Lib started every sentence bar one on a recent interview I heard with him on Radio Scotland by saying "so". He spoke very well other than that, but it did make me cringe. It's really horrible. Strong advice needed imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 9 hours ago, Ad Lib said: So I think you’re being really unfair, actually. I read this post with an inflection at the end 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I read this post with an inflection at the end 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 If my work goes up, so would Stobbie and a fair chunk of the Hilltoon I'd guess. We'd call it regeneration. Damage could reach triple figures.Jokes brought to you courtesy of yer auld da. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Unleash The Nade Posted September 20, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 20, 2019 The outpouring of grief at the death of Fernando Ricksen by Rangers and Celtic on social media, which has , in many instances ,become a point scoring exercise. Comments like “ putting our religious differences aside on this sad day” are totally pathetic, You should be putting your religious differences aside everyday you bigoted c***s . 28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 Religious differences from people who have never done anything religious except drink wine on a Sunday... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 3 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Religious differences from people who have never done anything religious except drink wine on a Sunday... I drink wine on a Sunday but I’m not religious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 8 hours ago, Stinky Bone said: Pttgoyn today for me is the advert at the bottom of screen, usually vodaphone. I'm currently seeing an advert for the University of Northampton's Open Day. WTF? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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