Hampden Diehard Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 The design of the numbers they use on EFL kits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 23 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Why not just spray it you tool? Naw. Too close to neighbours houses and been informed it goes fucking everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 I look like I’ve been battered today. Split lip from tasting some boiling sugar the other night then banged my head this morning and have a big egg over one eye. ETA: chipped a tooth too.Your life truly seems to be a series of small calamaties at times, interspersed with a weary cat knocking crap out of a dumb hound that never learns it's lesson. How can you not know that boiling sugar tends to get a bit burny, that is Kirk Broadfoot levels of fuckwittery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Naw. Too close to neighbours houses and been informed it goes fucking everywhere. I’m still scraping bits of paint off the kitchen window from when the missus sprayed our fence about 10 years ago. Painting is the way forward. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Pubs where you have to go up 2 flights of stairs for a pish. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 ^^^ A frequent visitor to Wetherspoons, Inverness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Pubs where you have to go up 2 flights of stairs for a pish. Encore? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 All inanimate objects that fcuk you up. Here’s an example. In a cupboard I have an old shoe box that contains various charger cables. IPad, phones, old-style i-Pod cable, Kindle, SLR camera... every time you open the box, the wee cnuts have tied themselves in knots. I never tied them together, never scrunched them together. Simply placed them back in the box. Reached in again, one big fcuking ball of cable emerged. Is it like Toy Story in that box? At night time they all wake from their slumber, play cards, chat about Brexit, and have an orgy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Encore?Old School House in Aberdeen. Pissed off that I missed a film I wanted to see at Eden Court so I came over for the day. Does seem a bit Whetherspoony. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Surely at your age you have a catheter...It's reserved for drunk driving stops with a bag of virgin pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 20 minutes ago, welshbairn said: 26 minutes ago, Rugster said: Encore? Old School House in Aberdeen. Pissed off that I missed a film I wanted to see at Eden Court so I came over for the day. Does seem a bit Whetherspoony. Aberdeen in general is bad for treks to the toilet. The Monkey House was awful. Called something else now but presumably still the same 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Aberdeen in general is bad for treks to the toilet. The Monkey House was awful. Called something else now but presumably still the sameMonkey House was like a fucking laberynth getting to and from the pisher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Monkey House was like a fucking laberynth getting to and from the pisher. It also seemed very possible to emerge in a completely different establishment to the one you left on your pish adventure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Although only one flight of stairs on one drunken occasion I was in the Glentanar in Aberdeen. Went to toilets down stairs and when I came up the stairs was in completely different bar. Later discovered there is a lounge bar with entrance on one street ( Justice Mill Lane ), and a wee snug with an entrance on Holburn Street. Similarly the Spirit Level and the Illicit Still both have two entrances on completely different streets and can confuse the drunk on their first visits as you try and figure out where you are when you leave.Aberdeen has many confusing pubs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 7 hours ago, GordonD said: ^^^^ Tom Sawyer found ^^^^ optimist expecting literary people on P&B found... or even those old enough to have seen the tv series in the 1980s! Having said that Tom Sawyer is quite a good read. And cheap too as Mr Clemens has been deid for over 100 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 7 hours ago, Moomintroll said: 8 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Not petty, fence painting. I painted about 25% of the fence I have to paint yesterday. That took me about 6 hours. My hands are fucked. Good luck with the high bits. At least he now has his own Brockville Park to indulge his playing for Falkirk fantasies in. I just hope no-one mistakenly flicks to kick him.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 4 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said: 5 hours ago, welshbairn said: Pubs where you have to go up 2 flights of stairs for a pish. ^^^ A frequent visitor to Wetherspoons, Inverness. Also the branch in Alloa. Past a certain time of night, the locals just relieve themselves on the floor of the disabled facilities by the bar. Class. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 11 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Although only one flight of stairs on one drunken occasion I was in the Glentanar in Aberdeen. Went to toilets down stairs and when I came up the stairs was in completely different bar. Later discovered there is a lounge bar with entrance on one street ( Justice Mill Lane ), and a wee snug with an entrance on Holburn Street. Similarly the Spirit Level and the Illicit Still both have two entrances on completely different streets and can confuse the drunk on their first visits as you try and figure out where you are when you leave. Aberdeen has many confusing pubs making notes here.. Glentanar bar.. when it comes to my round... go to toilet down the stairs... escape through snug.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 4 hours ago, pozbaird said: All inanimate objects that fcuk you up. Here’s an example. In a cupboard I have an old shoe box that contains various charger cables. IPad, phones, old-style i-Pod cable, Kindle, SLR camera... every time you open the box, the wee cnuts have tied themselves in knots. I never tied them together, never scrunched them together. Simply placed them back in the box. Reached in again, one big fcuking ball of cable emerged. Is it like Toy Story in that box? At night time they all wake from their slumber, play cards, chat about Brexit, and have an orgy? nick some clips from the office (there's tons kicking about my office) and: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 44 minutes ago, tamthebam said: ^^^ Tom Sawyer found 45 minutes ago, tamthebam said: ^ optimist expecting literary people on P&B found... That's a shame, cos never the Twain shall meet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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