Shandon Par Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 20 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Shandon's carpets are far too fucking clean. Mrs has a zero tolerance approach to most things, including the place being anything less than spotless at all times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 On 22/08/2019 at 11:37, Karpaty Lviv said: Or some bookies have a card where you can withdraw the balance in any of their bookies instantly, in cash. Drug dealers preferred method, so I've heard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Grossly obese males and females who lean on their supermarket trollies as they shop, and talk in loud annoying Lancashire accents.Same thing, with plastic Scouse accents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 On 17/08/2019 at 10:43, Shandon Par said: Mrs bought me some new shoes yesterday.. Are those hover shoes? Can't decide if your feet are planted or not 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 @Shandon Par do you shave your legs or are you naturally bald in that area? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Swarley said: @Shandon Par do you shave your legs or are you naturally bald in that area? You should visit the optician if you can’t see the hair. They are not especially hairy legs though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 You should visit the optician if you can’t see the hair. They are not especially hairy legs though. I've seen more hair on a boiled egg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Assigned seats on buses. What's the fucking point? (copyright M. Paatelainen) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 Pictures on the app aren’t displaying.I get this little icon thing.I hope this works cause I can’t see it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 Twats at football who think they're the team manager and give advice to players throughout the game. I don't mean shouting the odd comment at a player along the lines of "shoot man". I mean the sort of twats who keep it up for 90 minutes. There was a guy called "Coach" at Linlithgow Rose for many years but he was quite entertaining. The guy I had to suffer hearing today was just a twat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 33 minutes ago, ThatBoyRonaldo said: 6 hours ago, tamthebam said: Twats at football who think they're the team manager and give advice to players throughout the game. I don't mean shouting the odd comment at a player along the lines of "shoot man". I mean the sort of twats who keep it up for 90 minutes. There was a guy called "Coach" at Linlithgow Rose for many years but he was quite entertaining. The guy I had to suffer hearing today was just a twat. Coach is sadly missed tbh - I don't know about that. There was usually a 20 yard gap round about him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I don't know about that. There was usually a 20 yard gap round about him. His technical area? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Are you getting your parka when the next family allowance is due?That ended a long time ago. That's what the winter fuel allowance is used for now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Do they have buses in other countries? The Septics being confused you can just about understand because they're on the whole ignorant salad dodging knobends who go everywhere by car but there should be no excuse for the Spanish/Italians/Germans tourists. Scene this morning: 4 idiots of indeterminate country get on bus. Having established that it is going where they want (funnily enough I've been in Germany, Netherlands, Spain and managed to read a route map on the bus stop but maybe I'm a genius) they then spend five minutes fiddling about in handbags looking for change. Just f*ck off and take your holidays at home next year. Weegie b*****ds, most likely 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 (edited) On 17/08/2019 at 10:43, Shandon Par said: Mrs bought me some new shoes yesterday.. These wouldn't look out of place in the first few seconds of this GIF images.usuAlsuspects.txt Edited August 26, 2019 by A96 GIF not downloading 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 3 hours ago, ThatBoyRonaldo said: Coach is sadly missed tbh - I believe he is living in the north east somewhere and attending Highland league/north of Scotland league football now. Has he been replaced by a train? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 11 hours ago, Cerberus said: Pictures on the app aren’t displaying. I get this little icon thing. I hope this works cause I can’t see it. Thats fucking disgusting. Mods, ban this poster immediately , horrendous picture that even Prince Andrew would be ashamed of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 (edited) 11 hours ago, Cerberus said: Pictures on the app aren’t displaying. I get this little icon thing. I hope this works cause I can’t see it. I see it (desktop version). 1 hour ago, A96 said: These wouldn't look out of place in the first few seconds of this GIF images.usuAlsuspects.txt 43 B · 4 downloads I can't see A96's gif though, although posting a text file to show an image was always going to be an ambitious move. Edited August 26, 2019 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 On 23/08/2019 at 13:31, ICTJohnboy said: Grossly obese males and females who lean on their supermarket trollies as they shop, and talk in loud annoying Lancashire accents. On 23/08/2019 at 19:06, Moomintroll said: On 23/08/2019 at 13:31, ICTJohnboy said: Grossly obese males and females who lean on their supermarket trollies as they shop, and talk in loud annoying Lancashire accents. Same thing, with plastic Scouse accents. If they were to walk upright while filling their trollies with full fat coke and cheese slices they might burn some calories. If you are going to do something you should commit to it fully, so their dedication to slobbery should be applauded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 3 minutes ago, coprolite said: If they were to walk upright while filling their trollies with full fat coke and cheese slices they might burn some calories. If you are going to do something you should commit to it fully, so their dedication to slobbery should be applauded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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