GordonD Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 11 hours ago, Dee Man said: Appropriate titled thread is appropriate. Given that one of the first things women apparently judge men on is their footwear, your wife is obviously one step ahead in ensuring no lady attempts to chat you up. The absence of socks would do that too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Jackets with hoods that do not move when you turn your head sideways to see if there's any traffic coming. Thanks jacket, but I don't want to have a look at the inside of my hood. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 People who talk to their jackets. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 People who talk to their jackets. What??? Please explain this or give some kind of example because that sounds utterly ridiculous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 8 minutes ago, Dee Man said: People who talk to their jackets. What??? Please explain this or give some kind of example because that sounds utterly ridiculous. The post above mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 People who talk to their jackets. Calling cards of morons thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 28 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Jackets with hoods that do not move when you turn your head sideways to see if there's any traffic coming. Thanks jacket, but I don't want to have a look at the inside of my hood. Footwork is the key here. Don't blame the jacket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 The post above mine. Feel like a bit of a tit not getting that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 4 hours ago, GordonD said: The absence of socks would do that too. I was wearing socks - the "invisible" ones that just stretch over your heel and toes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 21 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Footwork is the key here. Don't blame the jacket. Ive two right feet at the best of times. Id probably trip myself up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 49 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ive two right feet at the best of times. Id probably trip myself up. Stay safe anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Stay safe anyway New job? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: New job? No, it’s you and your green trousers. Spoiler It’s not. It’s Darth Vader. He was also The Green Cross Code lad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: No, it’s you and your green trousers. Reveal hidden contents It’s not. It’s Darth Vader. He was also The Green Cross Code lad. God damn it. I had them on yesterday as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 On 17/08/2019 at 10:43, Shandon Par said: Mrs bought me some new shoes yesterday.. Grounds for divorce IMO! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Grounds for divorce IMO! [emoji16]Thanks for quoting, Bishop, I missed those treads Shannon posted. Shannon, WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEEEE?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Footwork is the key here. Don't blame the jacket. If that was Alex McLeish's attack plan, no wonder he got sacked from the Scotland job. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 (edited) Bloody double post. Edited August 21, 2019 by GordonD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 2 hours ago, GordonD said: If that was Alex McLeish's attack plan, no wonder he got sacked from the Scotland job. It's actually Ant McParlin's footprints after police pulled him over and asked him to walk in a straight line. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 7 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I was wearing socks - the "invisible" ones that just stretch over your heel and toes. Folk that wear said "socks", thats a petty thing that gets on my nerves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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