Sergeant Wilson Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 It's a good job he doesn't go to school any more, he would be sans dinner money, pants hauled up the schuchs of his arse and his shoes thrown in to a passing lorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 My identity thief folk managed to bag themselves a couple of Samsung phones too using my identity. Just got 50 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said: 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs bought me some new shoes yesterday.. My mum used to buy me ones like that when we went on holiday. Ten Bob, Winfield. Your mum was very kind to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Mrs bought me some new shoes yesterday.. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 (edited) Why doesn't the design on them match? Edited August 17, 2019 by Dele 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Just now, Dele said: Why doesn't the design on them match? It's so he can tell his left from his right when his missus is giving directions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Your mum was very kind to you. Are you getting your parka when the next family allowance is due? Edited August 17, 2019 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Mrs bought me some new shoes yesterday.. Those look orthopaedic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 I thought @Adam hit a new low with the birthday card pishe, but @Shandon Par wearing kids trainers his wife bought him. All for a shag, ffs lads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Someone managed to blag two Samsung Galaxy phones using my good name and credit standing. Wee w****r not even cutting me in on a slice of the action. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 1 minute ago, SlipperyP said: I thought @Adam hit a new low with the birthday card pishe, but @Shandon Par wearing kids trainers his wife bought him. All for a shag, ffs lads. They're like the shoes people in wheelchairs wear, never meant to actually be walked in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Literally clownshoes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 24 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Literally clownshoes @TommyDickFingers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 I'll wager those trainers cost about £850.00. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyDickFingers Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 39 minutes ago, Dele said: @TommyDickFingers kyhCX5DzkbIvx_1s.mp4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 The new “angel has fallen” radio advert. Split into 3 with other pish adverts inbetween. Doesn’t even make sense, they will go from saying “in 2013 london has fallen” to some chirpy car advert. It’s meant to be building suspense (it’s not) just tell us that the new film is out in one go rather than fannying about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 On 17/08/2019 at 17:43, Shandon Par said: Mrs bought me some new shoes yesterday.. Appropriate titled thread is appropriate. Given that one of the first things women apparently judge men on is their footwear, your wife is obviously one step ahead in ensuring no lady attempts to chat you up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Appropriate titled thread is appropriate. Given that one of the first things women apparently judge men on is their footwear, your wife is obviously one step ahead in ensuring no lady attempts to chat you up. I expect his Floyd Wetherton face is enough to put the other sex off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Do they have buses in other countries? The Septics being confused you can just about understand because they're on the whole ignorant salad dodging knobends who go everywhere by car but there should be no excuse for the Spanish/Italians/Germans tourists. Scene this morning: 4 idiots of indeterminate country get on bus. Having established that it is going where they want (funnily enough I've been in Germany, Netherlands, Spain and managed to read a route map on the bus stop but maybe I'm a genius) they then spend five minutes fiddling about in handbags looking for change. Just f*ck off and take your holidays at home next year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Went to bed about 11pm. Woke up at 3:45am. Gave up on getting back to sleep and got up at 4:45am. Don’t need to be at work for ages. Day is gonna drag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 10 hours ago, Dee Man said: Appropriate titled thread is appropriate. Given that one of the first things women apparently judge men on is their footwear, your wife is obviously one step ahead in ensuring no lady attempts to chat you up. Mrs positively foams over them. You should get a pair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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