Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: FINAL PROJECT REPORT BY DR M. MULLARKEY: The cement went green. Questions? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 16 hours ago, Dele said: Different posters having the same avatar. There's a few Aberdeen supporters like that just now. See also the numerous Dunfermline fans called some variation of DAFC and multiple full stops. And all the Gavs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 14 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: See also the numerous Dunfermline fans called some variation of DAFC and multiple full stops. And all the Gazs. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 17 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 56 minutes ago, Dele said: Sorry about your missus, m8. Can we call a truce and you change yours back? You mean a wife swap? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 You mean a wife swap?You talk to me first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 16 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: You mean a wife swap? You talk to me first. Mrs for the pizza oven? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Just now, Shandon Par said: Mrs for the pizza oven? He’s already got both of those 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, Rugster said: He’s already got both of those Yeah, I am in a strong position here I think 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 People who use fake, made up rhyming slang to refer to something.Yes@dele I’m looking at you! Lemon Curd=Bird. Get a grip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: People who use fake, made up rhyming slang to refer to something. Yes@dele I’m looking at you! Lemon Curd=Bird. Get a road trip. FTFY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 6 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: People who use fake, made up rhyming slang to refer to something. Yes@dele I’m looking at you! Lemon Curd=Bird. Get a grip. @Cerberus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 People who use fake, made up rhyming slang to refer to something.Yes[mention=76717]dele[/mention] I’m looking at you! Lemon Curd=Bird. Get a grip. Shut yer boat race. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 (edited) The length of time my neighbour's taking to cut his grass. It's hardly any size , dead flat and rectangular without any awkward bits. He's been at it aboot half an hour. I could've done the job wi' a pair o' scissors in that time. Edited August 14, 2019 by A96 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 5 hours ago, Brother Blades said: People who use fake, made up rhyming slang to refer to something. Yes@dele I’m looking at you! Lemon Curd=Bird. Get a grip. what a Cambridge Spoiler that's "Cambridge" as in "Cambridge Punt"... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 People who use fake, made up rhyming slang to refer to something.Yes[mention=76717]dele[/mention] I’m looking at you! Lemon Curd=Bird. Get a grip. You’re having a giraffe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 I got on the bus before some twatty student type last night and he was heard to moan "have some respect , you came after me". Now this guy was standing at the side and I had actually joined the back of the queue in the bus shelter. I could have given him the lecture about how back in the day the Edinburgh bus stops had on them "Queue this side" and "Queue other side" and that people tended to queue up in a neat and tidy line and didn't block the passage of pedestrians trying to get past bus stops and everything was generally well ordered and that under the old system I would have been in the right as I was in the queue and he wasn't. but instead I just resorted to saying "I was getting buses before you were born, ya wee p***k". See, I've turned into an angry old man due to the slackness of Edinburgh Council not putting the words "Queue this side" on their stops. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 I got on the bus before some twatty student type last night...I could have given him the lecture about... See, I've turned into an angry old manYou should just‘ve lamped him. He’s at university to learn after all. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Simon Cowell.Complete c**t and he looks weird af now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Grass is wet. Was wanting to cut the grass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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