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40 minutes ago, coprolite said:

If I was still doing the odd leaflet drop, I'd definitely double up for folk with a folded up bit of A4 with "NO  junk mail" sign. Breaking the mailbox seems a bit much, but only a bit. 

Clearly you have a great understanding of marketing.

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14 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said:

Then get a proper ' letterbox flap' ya fucking imbecile.

I can't be the only one on here who hopes that a boat from China sails up The Forth to Rosyth and sends a few volleys across your house. Mon the Chinese Junk:

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Your team is on the junk heap. Why are you even on a football forum?

 

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3 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said:

Clearly you have a great understanding of marketing.

It's basic psychology, if someone puts a twatty sign up, someone will do the opposite for a laugh. 

Leaflet boy doesn't give a shit whether you visit the takeaway, but will have a wee smirk at irritating you. 

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13 hours ago, The_Kincardine said:

Then get a proper ' letterbox flap' ya fucking imbecile.

I can't be the only one on here who hopes that a boat from China sails up The Forth to Rosyth and sends a few volleys across your house. Mon the Chinese Junk:

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I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if the current incumbents at No10 aren't looking at reigniting the Opium Wars as a post-Brexit option for are bois taking back control, so this may not be that far from the truth.

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Slide Packs.  When did this become a thing?

"There you go, theres a final report on the project and ive included a 1 page summary as well on the project highlighting the salient points and some conclusions."

"Aye, thanks.  Wheres the slide pack?".

"Read the fucking report you useless c**t"

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Slide Packs.  When did this become a thing?
"There you go, theres a final report on the project and ive included a 1 page summary as well on the project highlighting the salient points and some conclusions."
"Aye, thanks.  Wheres the slide pack?".
"Read the fucking report you useless c**t"
FINAL PROJECT REPORT BY DR M. MULLARKEY:


The cement went green.

Questions?
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