ICTJohnboy Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Maybe doesn't get on my nerves, but it does annoy me. The local Tesco store here in Accrington is on 2 levels linked by an escalator. A sign at top and bottom of said escalators advises customers that they will have to push their trolleys when they get to the end of the escalator. I just have to remind myself I live in the north of England now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 7 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Maybe doesn't get on my nerves, but it does annoy me. The local Tesco store here in Accrington is on 2 levels linked by an escalator. A sign at top and bottom of said escalators advises customers that they will have to push their trolleys when they get to the end of the escalator. I just have to remind myself I live in the north of England now. Trolleys on an escalator? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, GordonD said: Trolleys on an escalator? Think he means a travelator. If not, the worlds fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 30 minutes ago, pozbaird said: Don’t really know why this annoys me, but it does. Foreign footballers who are given (what seems to me) stupid nicknames. When a commentator says that so-and-so is nicknamed ‘The little grasshopper’ or suchlike, back in their native Peru / Ecuador / Chile / delete as appropriate, then something inside me says ‘away and shite’. Can imagine this starting up in Scotland. Kieran Tierney ‘The Little Traitor’. Mark Yardley ‘The Big Breakfast’.... just wouldn’t work. All these Latin countries with their ‘The Little Sparrow’ pish.... I definitely need a lie down. Ian (Jobby) McCall 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 41 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Lee McCullough 'The Fiddler' That was Richard Gough 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Don’t really know why this annoys me, but it does. Foreign footballers who are given (what seems to me) stupid nicknames. When a commentator says that so-and-so is nicknamed ‘The little grasshopper’ or suchlike, back in their native Peru / Ecuador / Chile / delete as appropriate, then something inside me says ‘away and shite’. Can imagine this starting up in Scotland. Kieran Tierney ‘The Little Traitor’. Mark Yardley ‘The Big Breakfast’.... just wouldn’t work. All these Latin countries with their ‘The Little Sparrow’ pish.... I definitely need a lie down.Dougie shat himself in high school Imrie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 33 minutes ago, GordonD said: Trolleys on an escalator? 30 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Think he means a travelator. If not, the worlds fucked. Point taken. I should have said Travelator. Well spotted - I was just seeing if anyone was paying attention. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Some twat from chinese restaurant managed somehow to break my letterbox flap by posting a leaflet through. Cant prove anything for definite but its cost me £15 and hassle.No junk mail means no junk mail English mofo do you read it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 6 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Some twat from chinese restaurant managed somehow to break my letterbox flap by posting a leaflet through. Cant prove anything for definite but its cost me £15 and hassle. No junk mail means no junk mailEnglish mofo do you read it? Hmmm... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Building a sleeper wall in my garden and trapped my finger between two sleepers. Ya b*****d that hurt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Don’t really know why this annoys me, but it does. Foreign footballers who are given (what seems to me) stupid nicknames. When a commentator says that so-and-so is nicknamed ‘The little grasshopper’ or suchlike, back in their native Peru / Ecuador / Chile / delete as appropriate, then something inside me says ‘away and shite’. Can imagine this starting up in Scotland. Kieran Tierney ‘The Little Traitor’. Mark Yardley ‘The Big Breakfast’.... just wouldn’t work. All these Latin countries with their ‘The Little Sparrow’ pish.... I definitely need a lie down.Andy 'Andy Goram' Goram 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Andy 'Andy Goram' GoramAh le cochan volant if in France.Except he fucked off on us on the eve of France 98 and didnt leave the other one behind.Arseholes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 39 minutes ago, GordonD said: Hmmm... Yes, not grammatically correct but pulp fiction. Have you seen it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Pics? (Wall not finger) interested in doing something similar Building a sleeper wall in my garden and trapped my finger between two sleepers. Ya b*****d that hurt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 48 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Some twat from chinese restaurant managed somehow to break my letterbox flap by posting a leaflet through. Cant prove anything for definite but its cost me £15 and hassle. No junk mail means no junk mail English mofo do you read it? If I was still doing the odd leaflet drop, I'd definitely double up for folk with a folded up bit of A4 with "NO junk mail" sign. Breaking the mailbox seems a bit much, but only a bit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 37 minutes ago, die hard doonhamer said: Building a sleeper wall in my garden and trapped my finger between two sleepers. Ya b*****d that hurt. Wait till the wife sees the swollen fingers you’ll be laughing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Rugster said: Wait till the wife sees the swollen fingers you’ll be laughing. @TommyDickFingers 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 10 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Pics? (Wall not finger) interested in doing something similar The weeded mess in the middle will eventually be a lawn, the dead grass at the front will be gravel. This is the before (from Google maps), fence got put in last year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 1 hour ago, D.A.F.C said: Some twat from chinese restaurant managed somehow to break my letterbox flap by posting a leaflet through. Cant prove anything for definite but its cost me £15 and hassle. No junk mail means no junk mailEnglish mofo do you read it? Then get a proper ' letterbox flap' ya fucking imbecile. I can't be the only one on here who hopes that a boat from China sails up The Forth to Rosyth and sends a few volleys across your house. Mon the Chinese Junk: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Long adverts/trailers. Started with Hollyoaks then Coca cola and now the bake off. Just f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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