Darren Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Folk hanging around railway stations trying to get you to sign up for crap. No, I haven't got time to listen to your spiel, I have 30 seconds to catch my train. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 BBC News started it - then Sky News followed it up. Now it's a headlining item on Channel 4 news. What am I on about? Some fucking scientist has said that if you just stare at a seagull they won't steal your chips. I would like to see someone try that in Inverness High Street - they'd get their fucking fingers bitten off.And then the seagulls would come and attack them! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Thought I'd give that "football daftc podcast with Grado and Ewan Cameron a shot.Didn't last 15 minutes. Utter fucking shite with that fake weegie nasal Cameron c**t ruining everything. Fucking wee fanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Folk trying to get you to sign up for crap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Thought I'd give that "football daftc podcast with Grado and Ewan Cameron a shot. Didn't last 15 minutes. Utter fucking shite with that fake weegie nasal Cameron c**t ruining everything. Fucking wee fanny. Did it turn into a Rangers podcast after 8 seconds? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 12 hours ago, ajwffc said: Probably to fat to fly Sounds like an owl who's forgotten his lines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Probably to fat to flyIf its good enough for thousands of obese Old Firm FKWs to pack the Ryanair routes to Benidorm every year its good enough for a porky gull IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 6 hours ago, Moomintroll said: People with an IP Address in Salford who seem determined to hack my account. What are they hoping to post that is worse than the shite I already spout? Could be worse mate. You could be hacked by people from Accrington - you would end up radicalised, and turned into a xenophobic Johnny Foreigner hater, who believes that Britain is still at war with Germany - aka - Europe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 7 hours ago, Moomintroll said: People with an IP Address in Salford who seem determined to hack my account. What are they hoping to post that is worse than the shite I already spout? I thought your posting still had perked up a bit lately, Moominy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Could be worse mate. You could be hacked by people from Accrington - you would end up radicalised, and turned into a xenophobic Johnny Foreigner hater, who believes that Britain is still at war with Germany - aka - Europe.Throbber doesn’t stay in Accrington...? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Could be worse mate. You could be hacked by people from Accrington - you would end up radicalised, and turned into a xenophobic Johnny Foreigner hater, who believes that Britain is still at war with Germany - aka - Europe.Sounds like a fun place to stay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Throbber doesn’t stay in Accrington...?Don’t think I have ever posted anything anti EU but I appreciate the sentiment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Don’t think I have ever posted anything anti EU but I appreciate the sentiment. No, I don’t think you have really but I thought you’d take in the light hearted way it was meant and appreciate a good chap like myself was thinking of you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 (edited) On 01/08/2019 at 13:44, Ludo*1 said: I ordered an office chair from Amazon. Today my package arrived. They've sent me a Lumberjack Wood Lathe Kit instead. Ordered a zimmer frame for my elderly mother. An empty computer case for a desktop arrived today. Some fat geek is going to think someone is taking the pish. Edited August 8, 2019 by welshbairn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomCat Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Camping weekend with girlfriend in the Kingdom of Fife cancelled due to weather. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 15 minutes ago, ThomCat said: Camping weekend with girlfriend in the Kingdom of Fife cancelled due to weather. A win-win I'd suggest 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crroma Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Dont have to sleep in a tent and don't have to go to fife is pretty much my dream weekend.(I don't actually m8nd fife but i have to go through dundee to get there) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 31 minutes ago, ThomCat said: Camping weekend with girlfriend in the Kingdom of Fife cancelled due to weather. Put some blankets over the dining table, chuck some sleeping bags under it and you can go camping at home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Put some blankets over the dining table, chuck some sleeping bags under it and you can go camping at home. Piss on the carpet for the real camping seepage experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomCat Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 2 hours ago, hk blues said: A win-win I'd suggest To be fair, I am easily pleased 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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