Raidernation Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Collecting the prize money is what makes you professional, no? Is it “amateur” for it to, in effect, be your full-time occupation, one you get your expenses paid to pursue? Not in my book. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Lviv Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 I’m down in England just now and I made the mistake of saying “and one for yourself” to the barmaid. She said a pink gin and lemonade and now I’m a fiver down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 9 hours ago, GordonD said: I can answer your question. The a and e joined together to form æ is called a typographic ligature. As to how you fix it, no idea, sorry. all these years and I've finally learned something interesting from you Gordon- you pretentious ærsehole! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 9 hours ago, tamthebam said: all these years and I've finally learned something interesting from you Gordon- you pretentious ærsehole! I hope the cheeks of your arsehole get joined together! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 15 hours ago, TheScarf said: Take it you would have fixed by fucked boiler in 2 minutes old bean? Have you tried switching your dad off and on again? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Have you tried switching your dad off and on again? That's a touchy subject on here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Windows updates taking fucking days then making your computer slower 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 17 hours ago, Granny Danger said: No. But I would have fixed my fucked boiler; maybe 3 minutes. I might be wrong but do you not own your own plumbing business (or other similar trade)? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: I might be wrong but do you not own your own plumbing business (or other similar trade)? He gave me his business card on the bus crawl and if I remember correctly it's vacuum cleaners and donkeys he deals in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Checking and fixing the pressure on a boiler is easy.You don’t need to call a plumber out for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 The dicks at the golf that have to be the 1st to shout as the player hits the ball 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Any sport that requires the spectators to be quiet at certain periods. f**k knows how penalty takers at football can get a penalty away with all those nasty people shouting at them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 17 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: The dicks at the golf that have to be the 1st to shout as the player hits the ball "In the hole." Eejits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 19 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Any sport that requires the spectators to be quiet at certain periods. f**k knows how penalty takers at football can get a penalty away with all those nasty people shouting at them. Rugby. “Oooh bad etiquette to shout when the kicker is about to kick the ball”. f**k off you posh c***s. I’ll boo who I want. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 I've always thought the snooker would be improved by having ultras and flares. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 1 hour ago, The Skelpit Lug said: "In the hole." Eejits. My ambition is to be at the planting of one of these p***ks as they lower the coffin. You can guess the rest... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 I've always thought the snooker would be improved by having ultras and flares.They did do something along those lines if I recall, played with just 6 reds and a timer and got a load of drunkards to crowd round the table on bar stools with free reign on chanting and heckles. Quite enjoyable to watch even if just for the novelty factor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 1 hour ago, JamesP_81 said: 2 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I've always thought the snooker would be improved by having ultras and flares. They did do something along those lines if I recall, played with just 6 reds and a timer and got a load of drunkards to crowd round the table on bar stools with free reign on chanting and heckles. Quite enjoyable to watch even if just for the novelty factor. Even better if one of the drunkards puts his money on the edge of the table to challenge the winner. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Watching Juventus vs Tottenham and they've flipped a credit card rather than a coin to decide who takes centre fs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 I hope russell Abercrombie didn't get hold of the credit card. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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