Derry Alli Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Went to Asda and upgraded my Lemon Curd seeing as I enjoyed it so much last shopping trip. £1.60 for a wee jar. Its fucking honkin'. Taste the difference? Yer fucking right I do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 7 minutes ago, Dele said: Went to Asda and upgraded my Lemon Curd seeing as I enjoyed it so much last shopping trip. £1.60 for a wee jar. Its fucking honkin'. Taste the difference? Yer fucking right I do. That's Sainsbury's line, which conveniently flags up your obvious mistake here: going to a scheme goblin supermarket like Asda and expecting any sort of quality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 32 minutes ago, virginton said: That's Sainsbury's You're right, so it is. I bow to your superior supermarket brand knowledge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Correct.You insensitive b*****d. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 5 hours ago, throbber said: I think one of the mods is playing funny buggers here. You mean the mods can edit what we post, so that it says the complete opposite of what we mean? That is comic genius, on a par with the wit of Oscar Wilde. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 WHOOSH... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Our 3 year old is great in restaurants. I've never taken out an iPad or phone to keep her amused. She's too busy eating! The food she puts away is unreal. My petty thing is arseholes who let their older children go on bouncy castles that are clearly there for young ones! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Throbber's posts about parenting remind me of Brian from Family Guy when he found out he had a son. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Waitrose having 40 varieties of Pesto You only need two and Lidl have both 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Until you have a child. UNTIlL YOU HAVE A CHILD! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Waitrose having 40 varieties of Pesto You only need two and Lidl have both Green, Red, Sun Dried Tomato, Sicilian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 5 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: Waitrose having 40 varieties of Pesto when 0 would be more than enough FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 My petty thing is arseholes who let their older children go on bouncy castles that are clearly there for young ones! When I finished Uni I went back to Inverness for the summer and registered with a temping agency to get some cash. They gave me a job for one day helping set up the equipment for a family fun day Inverness Medical were having at Caley stadium for the Queens golden jubilee. I helped them set up the bouncy castles and tents etc and was then told that I had to supervise the kids on them as well. I was in charge of one for smaller kids and they were all pretty good at doing what they were told but there was one kid who didn’t get off when told, so I had to climb in and drag him off. No idea where his parents were.At one point I had to get a few of them to line up and wait and one of their parents shouted at their kid “Do what the man says or he won’t let you on!” And they all stood silently, terror in their eyes.My whole career has really been on a downward spiral since then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, ICTChris said: When I finished Uni I went back to Inverness for the summer and registered with a temping agency to get some cash. They gave me a job for one day helping set up the equipment for a family fun day Inverness Medical were having at Caley stadium for the Queens golden jubilee. I helped them set up the bouncy castles and tents etc and was then told that I had to supervise the kids on them as well. I was in charge of one for smaller kids and they were all pretty good at doing what they were told but there was one kid who didn’t get off when told, so I had to climb in and drag him off. No idea where his parents were. At one point I had to get a few of them to line up and wait and one of their parents shouted at their kid “Do what the man says or he won’t let you on!” And they all stood silently, terror in their eyes. My whole career has really been on a downward spiral since then. It's a 20 foot cock and balls! 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 The massive increase recently in Scottish people using the word “nonce” and thinking it is hilarious patter. Leave that shite for the English. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 20 minutes ago, ICTChris said: When I finished Uni I went back to Inverness for the summer and registered with a temping agency to get some cash. They gave me a job for one day helping set up the equipment for a family fun day Inverness Medical were having at Caley stadium for the Queens golden jubilee. I helped them set up the bouncy castles and tents etc and was then told that I had to supervise the kids on them as well. I was in charge of one for smaller kids and they were all pretty good at doing what they were told but there was one kid who didn’t get off when told, so I had to climb in and drag him off. No idea where his parents were. Portugal on holidays. Didn't you read it in the papers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 1 hour ago, The Golden God said: The massive increase recently in Scottish people using the word “nonce” and thinking it is hilarious patter. Leave that shite for the English. ^^^ nonce 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 1 hour ago, throbber said: Until you have a child. UNTIlL YOU HAVE A CHILD! How was your Thai curry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engelbert_humperdink Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Zen Archer said: It's a 20 foot cock and balls! sammy snake 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 The massive increase recently in Scottish people using the word “nonce” and thinking it is hilarious patter. Leave that shite for the English. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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