Swarley Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 I am a very loud sneezer, I can't moderate it. I'm not sure how I ended up like this.^^^ Scum, loud sneezing scum 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 27 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: The next one should be a study saying that wearing Sevco merchandise increases your risk of diabetes and cancer. Haud the bus! What?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Being alive increases your chances of cancer so best bet is to die young imo. Or try not to be born. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Haud the bus! What?!'Fraid so, singing The Sash & Derrys Walls also leads to advanced male pattern baldness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: I am a very loud sneezer, I can't moderate it. I'm not sure how I ended up like this. Same. Not quite sure how people regulate their sneezing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 25 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Being alive increases your chances of cancer so best bet is to die young imo. Or try not to be born. One of my first records, I've listened just again for the millionth time and can't here these lyrics. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Speculative, possibly completely non-causal links between health issues and people doing x, y & z being reported as 'real news'. Radio Scotland news bulletins seem to be particularly bad for this of late, sugar in your tea maybe increasing your chances of getting cancer being today's one. The next one should be a study saying that wearing Sevco merchandise increases your risk of diabetes and cancer. ^^^ Local Council c***s thread in the Politics forum for this pish (seriously, go look) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 6 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: ^^^ Local Council c***s thread in the Politics forum for this pish (seriously, go look) Well, that's a Tenmars TM-195 3-axis RF field strength meter getting added to the Christmas list then. Thanks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Same. Not quite sure how people regulate their sneezing. It’s easy to “hold in” a sneeze (still sneeze but doesn’t need to sound like someone has just kicked an elephant in the nuts) and people that don’t should be made to go outside to sneeze imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 It’s easy to “hold in” a sneeze (still sneeze but doesn’t need to sound like someone has just kicked an elephant in the nuts) and people that don’t should be made to go outside to sneeze imo. I’ll fart and sneeze wherever I want motherfucker 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 54 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: I’ll fart and sneeze wherever I want motherfucker Hopefully at the same time as it increases the possibility of you shitting yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: People who think sneezing is a contest to be loud. https://youtu.be/O4rfQSgkZOE Edited July 11, 2019 by GordonD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Hopefully at the same time as it increases the possibility of you shitting yourself.This has definitely never happened 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 You shouldn't stifle a sneeze or you might haemorrhage your sinuses. Unless you are in a space suit - see Mel Smith in Morons From Outer Space. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Serve it to the left Naw, right Oh ok then "Just smack it off the non receiver. They won't be expecting that." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Parents who put Peppa Pig or whatever on their phone and prop it up for a toddler to watch in the middle of a restaurant. Social workers should be on patrol and armed so that they can dispatch these utter wasters and then hand the child over to adopters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 "Glamping" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 58 minutes ago, nsr said: Parents who put Peppa Pig or whatever on their phone and prop it up for a toddler to watch in the middle of a restaurant. Social workers should be on patrol and armed so that they can dispatch these utter wasters and then hand the child over to adopters. I'm a bit of an expert on that, you know. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 "Glamping" Which specific part? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud131 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 When restaurants don't give you the option to leave a tip by card. It seems to be restaurant dependant, some give you the option if you want to add a tip onto the amount you're going to pay by card as the last couple of times I've been out for dinner I've only had loose change (under a couple of quid) on me and it leaves you in an akward position re leaving a tip. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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