Dons_1988 Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 £12 (twelve) to get a fucking duvet cleaned. Robbing b*****ds.Depends what you’ve done to it to be fair 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: £12 (twelve) to get a fucking duvet cleaned. Robbing b*****ds. 1 minute ago, Dons_1988 said: Depends what you’ve done to it to be fair The one that you just sleep under will be cheaper, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 30 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: £12 (twelve) to get a fucking duvet cleaned. Robbing b*****ds. Just because you're too lazy to bung it in the machine yourself. Unless it's a dry cleaners, in which case you're an idiot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 Thanks for all your kind words of support. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 8 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Raw food is not something to be scared of. Other excellent raw foods include beef and fish. I will be eating tuna for dinner tonight which will be at least 80% raw. Also, bacon is cured so not raw really. Curing just slows bacterial growth, it doesn't kill bacteria that are already there. There won't always be enough bacteria there to make you ill, but eventually you'll get a biblical dose of the shits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I'm thinking of buying the new Pars top but I don't play football and I wouldn't wear it to a game. Wouldn't wear it as "leisurewear" either. I have a very specific purpose in mind for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 3 hours ago, Chinatoon Bairn said: When you're having trouble with something electrical and the token diddy pipes up telling you to "just switch it off and on" and it actually works. Said token diddy then proceeds to big himself up as if he's some sort of genius telling stories about the amount of times "just turning it off and on" works. Fuming. Absolutely fuming. That generally works for me although there have been times when I've had to adopt more extreme measures such as putting some electrical device into the freezer and opening all the windows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 56 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: £12 (twelve) to get a fucking duvet cleaned. Robbing b*****ds. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 £12 (twelve) to get a fucking duvet cleaned. Robbing b*****ds.Mrs Mozz living the life of Waynetta Slob finally hitting you in the pocket.... Good. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: £12 (twelve) to get a fucking duvet cleaned. Robbing b*****ds. Some petrol stations have big washing machines, you could do an 18Kg washing for £2. Edited June 26, 2019 by Zen Archer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 Someone in my street is having a party and has been for 12 hours. They’re 5 doors away and I can hear his bird shrieking with laughter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 9 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I'm thinking of buying the new Pars top but I don't play football and I wouldn't wear it to a game. Wouldn't wear it as "leisurewear" either. I have a very specific purpose in mind for it. Muffy/Renton bed lining? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 18 hours ago, Stellaboz said: On the train to Versailles there was a carriage of people wearing Argentina tops on Saturday. It was like 37 degrees outside, hotter on the train. Football tops aren't made from material that is designed to keep you smelling nice in my experience. Bunch of absolute weirdos. Greasy haired weirdos. Yep, white (or a light colour) cotton t-shirts for anything over 20 IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 "The Lionesses" 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 12 hours ago, mizfit said: Someone in my street is having a party and has been for 12 hours. They’re 5 doors away and I can hear his bird shrieking with laughter. She can see your penis from there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 She can see your penis from there?Yep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 56 minutes ago, peasy23 said: Yep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 15 hours ago, mizfit said: Someone in my street is having a party and has been for 12 hours. They’re 5 doors away and I can hear his bird shrieking with laughter. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 House names. If it's a farm, some big stand alone mansion or B&B for business purposes, then fair enough, but a semi-detached or terraced house called 'Schiehallion' or something of that ilk? Nah. Not having it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: House names. If it's a farm, some big stand alone mansion or B&B for business purposes, then fair enough, but a semi-detached or terraced house called 'Schiehallion' or something of that ilk? Nah. Not having it. "Dunroamin" f**k off you old c***s. ETA My house has its original name painted above the door. In fact all the house in the terrace do although it used to be called something else when it was built. I presume this is because the houses were built before folk used numbers or some such. Edited June 28, 2019 by Melanius Mullarkey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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