Dons_1988 Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 Some little teenager c**t at the gym last night complaining that he wasn't allowed to take his phone into the swimming pool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 How quickly cooked bacon goes cold.Cook it slower then. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 I can't even think of a gif or smiley to post in response to this. When the men come to take you away, I hope you know that you deserve it. You are saying these things because society has conditioned you. Bacon is cured meat. Tell me why it shouldnt be enjoyed raw in the same way as other meats? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Tynierose said: The amount of adults wearing football tops at Manchester airport is just wrong. The majority thus far being the scouse grief merchants. Very sinister. Unless you're a kid, or playing football or going to a game, football tops should be a no no. Oiks. Why are you hanging round the airport all day when your flight isn't till tomorrow? You sir are the fucking weirdo. P.S. Pub nearby, short taxi ride. https://www.vintageinn.co.uk/restaurants/north-west/thehoneybeewilmslow Edited June 26, 2019 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 54 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I can't even think of a gif or smiley to post in response to this. When the men come to take you away, I hope you know that you deserve it. You are saying these things because society has conditioned you. Bacon is cured meat. Tell me why it shouldnt be enjoyed raw in the same way as other meats? I wouldn't trust this, Paulene Cafferkey thought she was cured. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 4 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Ha I was in a hotel within the grounds of the airport last night so as I could enjoy a stress free morning. So there mr solo night club attending weirdo. Take that. Your flight's boarding, don't fanny about. And wearing shades indoors is not cool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 32 minutes ago, Tynierose said: The amount of adults wearing football tops at Manchester airport is just wrong. The majority thus far being the scouse grief merchants. Very sinister. Unless you're a kid, or playing football or going to a game, football tops should be a no no. Oiks. I'm thinking of buying the new Pars top but I don't play football and I wouldn't wear it to a game. Wouldn't wear it as "leisurewear" either. I have a very specific purpose in mind for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 I'm thinking of buying the new Pars top but I don't play football and I wouldn't wear it to a game. Wouldn't wear it as "leisurewear" either. I have a very specific purpose in mind for it. Burning it after relegation is confirmed? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 Lassies all looking the same with daft eyebrows and pouting on social media as if they're Kim Kardashian. WTF is it all about they look terrible. Not a new phenomenon but it seems to have peaked in the last year or so. https://i.imgflip.com/b0z5f.jpg 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Lassies all looking the same with daft eyebrows and pouting on social media as if they're Kim Kardashian. WTF is it all about they look terrible. Not a new phenomenon but it seems to have peaked in the last year or so.https://i.imgflip.com/b0z5f.jpg They must go to the beautician and ask to be made to look like a cross between Noel Gallagher c.1997 and Demis Roussos then doused in creosote. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 They must go to the beautician and ask to be made to look like a cross between Noel Gallagher c.1997 and Demis Roussos then doused in creosote. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 27 minutes ago, Raidernation said: Burning it after relegation is confirmed? Maybe wear it to the gym. It's quite a sinister looking top. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinatoon Bairn Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 When you're having trouble with something electrical and the token diddy pipes up telling you to "just switch it off and on" and it actually works. Said token diddy then proceeds to big himself up as if he's some sort of genius telling stories about the amount of times "just turning it off and on" works. Fuming. Absolutely fuming. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 The amount of adults wearing football tops at Manchester airport is just wrong. The majority thus far being the scouse grief merchants. Very sinister. Unless you're a kid, or playing football or going to a game, football tops should be a no no. Oiks.On the train to Versailles there was a carriage of people wearing Argentina tops on Saturday. It was like 37 degrees outside, hotter on the train.Football tops aren't made from material that is designed to keep you smelling nice in my experience. Bunch of absolute weirdos. Greasy haired weirdos. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 I'm thinking of buying the new Pars top but I don't play football and I wouldn't wear it to a game. Wouldn't wear it as "leisurewear" either. I have a very specific purpose in mind for it. Mrs Bairnardo will look quite nice in it I think. I was going to get her the new Hearts one to wear as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 42 minutes ago, Chinatoon Bairn said: When you're having trouble with something electrical and the token diddy pipes up telling you to "just switch it off and on" and it actually works. Said token diddy then proceeds to big himself up as if he's some sort of genius telling stories about the amount of times "just turning it off and on" works. Fuming. Absolutely fuming. This is too true 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 6 hours ago, coprolite said: I hate disabled people and parents too, but it's a minority view and very brave of you to air it in public. At last someone has spoken up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 The amount of adults wearing football tops at Manchester airport is just wrong. The majority thus far being the scouse grief merchants. Very sinister. Unless you're a kid, or playing football or going to a game, football tops should be a no no. Oiks.I just bought that yellow Scotland away top from JD Sport. It cost £20. My first Scotland top since I went to the World Cup back in ‘98. I am 47 years old. And yes, before you ask, I am not a virgin. I just thought ‘f**k it, why not.’ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 26 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: I just bought that yellow Scotland away top from JD Sport. It cost £20. My first Scotland top since I went to the World Cup back in ‘98. I am 47 years old. And yes, before you ask, I am not a virgin. I just thought ‘f**k it, why not.’ Because it a yellow football shirt and you're 47. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 £12 (twelve) to get a fucking duvet cleaned. Robbing b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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