Jacksgranda Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 1 hour ago, JamesP_81 said: Worse than that I had a Scottish colleague who went on about cricket as if it was the national sport and it was common knowledge which soil composition matched each kind of bowler. He would also push you to partake in his dice based cricket game he made up to while away the downtime between busy spells, which in case you forgot to carry dice with you to work could also be played by numbering the edges of a pencil and rolling that! Sounds like OFTW, tbqh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 1 hour ago, The Golden God said: Father’s Day on social media. If he doesn’t have FB, why wish him happy birthday on it. Don’t wish him it on FB from your 6 month old wean who has no clue what Father’s Day is. Don’t post about how your dad was a dick and how your maw was your father and how great she is, you’ve got a whole other day specifically for that and also if you’re so appreciate 363 more days of the year. It’s basically just a big pissing contest to see who can have the best da or the soppiest post. There was one on my wife’s Facebook where dad died 14 years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 There was one on my wife’s Facebook where dad died 14 years ago.Fucking point in that? Here you go dead dad, happy pointless day! Where you'd never have seen it anyway. Fucking idiots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 2 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Todd_is_God said: On the subject of Father's Day. Shit like this... I'm pretty sure that the ability to be a Mum is by definition limited to a certain subset of the human race. 1 hour ago, Tony Ferrino said: There was one on my wife’s Facebook where dad died 14 years ago. I've come to expect this type of pish from the middle-aged women on my Facebook page. But when one of my male acquaintances does it, I swear I can feel my soul shrinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 26 minutes ago, Shotgun said: I'm pretty sure that the ability to be a Mum is by definition limited to a certain subset of the human race. I've come to expect this type of pish from the middle-aged women on my Facebook page. But when one of my male acquaintances does it, I swear I can feel my soul shrinking. Cats and bemoaning kids for either playing out or not playing out is 95 per cent of Facebook isn’t it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 3 hours ago, GordonD said: I see Daffy Duck regrets booking the bargain seats on Ryanair.. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 7 hours ago, Tynierose said: Great game. I could also have put my pants over my head with two pencils up my beak. "But I can put a tennis racket up against my face And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 I have a certain amount of sympathy for the cause (cos we're all f*cked now) but by blocking roads these climate protesters are making people use more fuel by having to take detours leading to more CO2 going into the air. Also by stopping the traffic flow and generally f*cking up Edinburgh's streets they actually have something in common with the hated fossil fuel companies as the Gas companies have been doing this for years with their roadworks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 12 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I have a certain amount of sympathy for the cause (cos we're all f*cked now) but by blocking roads these climate protesters are making people use more fuel by having to take detours leading to more CO2 going into the air. Also by stopping the traffic flow and generally f*cking up Edinburgh's streets they actually have something in common with the hated fossil fuel companies as the Gas companies have been doing this for years with their roadworks! When I was down in London working with my friend who is a hack they said that their blockades had been well known and they had hoped people would use alternative transportation, I didn't know they were going to be blocking roads in Edinburgh so perhaps they could have followed the leads of their fellows in London. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 22 minutes ago, Adam101 said: When I was down in London working with my friend who is a hack they said that their blockades had been well known and they had hoped people would use alternative transportation, I didn't know they were going to be blocking roads in Edinburgh so perhaps they could have followed the leads of their fellows in London. I was thinking of ecologically sound alternative transportation. I'm sure there's a sedan chair in Huntly House Museum. They could bring it out of retirement and get some of Edinburgh's lowlifes to cart about PB types for a few pennies! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 7 hours ago, tamthebam said: I was thinking of ecologically sound alternative transportation. I'm sure there's a sedan chair in Huntly House Museum. They could bring it out of retirement and get some of Edinburgh's lowlifes to cart about PB types for a few pennies! For best effect it would need to be Edinburgh's vegan lowlifes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 8 hours ago, tamthebam said: some of Edinburgh's lowlifes @throbber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 8 hours ago, tamthebam said: some of Edinburgh's lowlifes @RiG @ICTChris 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 28 minutes ago, TheScarf said: @RiG @ICTChris @RiG is most likely on the protest, the tree hugging pinko hippie. People can just get those rickshaws about the place, surely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 France stealing our national strip colours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 TV reporters who have to don wellies and stand knee deep in flood water to make the point there is flood water around the area they are reporting from. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, ICTChris said: @RiG is most likely on the protest, the tree hugging pinko hippie. People can just get those rickshaws about the place, surely. @Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: TV reporters who have to don wellies and stand knee deep in flood water to make the point there is flood water around the area they are reporting from. They don't do the same for wildfires do they? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 8 minutes ago, ICTChris said: They don't do the same for wildfires do they? Alas, no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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