Shandon Par Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: Are you back on the sauce? Too much caffeine. At least the sun is out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Guaranteed the keys are actually in his handbag. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 16 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Guaranteed the keys are actually in his handbag. I don’t know what psychic powers you have but yes, they are in my bag. Problem is the bag (not euph) is locked in the boot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 32 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Got a new car yesterday. Just locked the keys in it. Approx 7 miles from home. I could open the car with an app only I’ve not set the app up yet and for it to complete the registration you need to be in the car. Now I have the dilemma of waiting/paying for a taxi to bring me the spare or just punching out whichever window looks cheapest to replace. FFS. With my first car you could break into it in seconds with a coat hanger. And it's urgent because with the top down the seats are getting wet. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Rescued already and only £30 worse off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 17 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I don’t know what psychic powers you have but yes, they are in my bag. Problem is the bag (not euph) is locked in the boot. How did you lock the car? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 25 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Rescued already and only £30 worse off. I'm sure your crack dealer would've known someone that could open it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 17 minutes ago, welshbairn said: How did you lock the car? It’s one of these smart key things that just need to be on you as you approach the car. You can open the boot without unlocking the rest of the car. Key was in my bag so boot opened. Bag went in boot. Boot closes, car locked again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 We got a new roof put on today. I was on a training course, but got a text from the wife while it was getting done saying that due to the echo of the nail gun, a neighbour from a few streets away, came around and complained about the noise. Saying oh we have friends coming today and their dog wouldn’t like the noise of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: It’s one of these smart key things that just need to be on you as you approach the car. You can open the boot without unlocking the rest of the car. Key was in my bag so boot opened. Bag went in boot. Boot closes, car locked again. It must be quite upsetting to realise that a gadget is more clever than yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Just now, buchan30 said: We got a new roof put on today. I was on a training course, but got a text from the wife while it was getting done saying that due to the echo of the nail gun, a neighbour from a few streets away, came around and complained about the noise. Saying oh we have friends coming today and their dog wouldn’t like the noise of it. I hope she told them to f**k off? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 I hope she told them to f**k off? The roofer pretty much did. Just can’t believe that someone would even come and do that. The thing is, because of where they are their house will look down towards us and they can see the boy working on the roof. Not as if the nailgun has a silent setting. And the worst thing is, it’s no as if it was young folk, it was an old couple who should know better. I don’t mind dogs, but their dog can GTF 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: It’s one of these smart key things that just need to be on you as you approach the car. You can open the boot without unlocking the rest of the car. Key was in my bag so boot opened. Bag went in boot. Boot closes, car locked again. Should have got one of these. https://senturionkey.com/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 How stupid a car is this to lock itself knowing it has its own key inside it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: How stupid a car is this to lock itself knowing it has its own key inside it? KITT's getting old. KITT forgets things. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 "Michael, you're a fucking idiot." 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 “I’m sorry Shandon. I think we both know what the problem is.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 It must be quite upsetting to realise that a gadget is more clever than yourself.I’m still getting used to it even though it happens on a daily basis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 2 hours ago, Zen Archer said: It must be quite upsetting to realise that a gadget is more clever than yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 3 hours ago, supermik said: Should have got one of these. https://senturionkey.com/ Or better still, just keep the key in your pocket at all times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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