D.A.F.C Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, Ziggy said: Laura Kuennsberg’s mouth. She insists on herself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Pepsi Max cherry on draught - decent. Pepsi Max cherry in bottles - shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 10 hours ago, Ziggy said: Laura Kuennsberg’s mouth. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Went for a shower at the gym last night and someone had left a used plaster on the floor. Fucking rank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Went for a shower at the gym last night and someone had left a used plaster on the floor. Fucking rank.Be thankful it wasn't a used johnny instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 22 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: 1 hour ago, Dons_1988 said: Went for a shower at the gym last night and someone had left a used plaster on the floor. Fucking rank. Be thankful it wasn't a used johnny instead. I'd have had more respect for that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Amazing that the only flicker of emotion that Margaret Thatcher and now Theresa May have ever shown was when they were leaving their jobs. It's almost as if they're self-centred boots only capable of feeling sorry for themselves. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Have some faith in Magic Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 It's probably been done but: c***s with backpacks in pubs on Friday nights. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 When you just miss someone's phonecall and return it within 0.2 of a second but it rings out. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 On 22/05/2019 at 11:06, Jacksgranda said: I can understand how people might forget notes, but the coins rattle out like you've hit the jackpot on a fruit machine. I was using one (of the self service check outs) the other week and discovered the previous user had left their change behind, about £3.00 odd. The following day we were back in the same supermarket and my granddaughter got about £4.00 that someone had left behind. I mind public phones and fag machines were a constant supply of coin when I was a boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 On 24/05/2019 at 08:22, Dons_1988 said: Went for a shower at the gym last night and someone had left a used plaster on the floor. Fucking rank. I playing 5s the other night and somebody left a pair of pants on one of the coat hooks in the changing room. Underneath them on the bench there were shoes and socks so presumably they were coming back (they weren’t in the shower). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Volunteering to work the weekend then waking up and regretting the decision. I cannot be bothered. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 On 23/05/2019 at 16:59, GordonD said: The two Marx Brothers who were ditched from the act before they became famous. Along with Gonno 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Jacksgranda said: Along with Gonno No, he was Chris Rea's brother. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vic Mackey Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 5 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: I mind public phones and fag machines were a constant supply of coin when I was a boy. Public phones especially, with the right know how you had pockets brimmin with 2p and 10p 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 115k posts on this thread and this is my first. Of course plenty of things annoy me but why have I chosen to pop my cherry? Gerry Rafferty, Gerry Butler, Paolo Nutini and now, in the build up to the final, Scott Reid. Bunch of fucking p***ks the lot of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 21 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: 115k posts on this thread and this is my first. Of course plenty of things annoy me but why have I chosen to pop my cherry? Gerry Rafferty, Gerry Butler, Paolo Nutini and now, in the build up to the final, Scott Reid. Bunch of fucking p***ks the lot of them. Maybe they'll get it right next time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 3 hours ago, Zen Archer said: Maybe they'll get it right next time. To be honest I'd hate to be stuck in the middle, with any of them Zen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Departed from my usual Sunday breakfast in St Andrew's morrisons (while young lad is warming up with his football team) . Am today in another fine Morrison establishment in linlathen Dundee. (Away match).Anyway to cut to the chase the food is as good as ever. The clientele a tad different but ffs has Uri Gellar been on tour in Dundee. Tried 3 forks to stab my Lorne and they all turned 90 degrees. Maybe some mind bending fecker from fintry at the table behind me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Attractive women in low cut tops who have a bad tattoo visible on their chest/neck whatever. Especially if it's some script sentence which is even worse than a design. Obviously I still wid, I haven't discovered standards or anything but it does get on my nerves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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