The Moonster Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 7 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Boy at work just turned Brewdog into a verb. "Going brewdogging" says he. Get yerself into the fucking Atlantic. Met with this reaction I hope: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 7 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Boy at work just turned Brewdog into a verb. "Going brewdogging" says he. Get yerself into the fucking Atlantic. Tell him that's old fashioned and people just call it 'dogging' these days. Then wait till he tells people what he's going to be doing.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Folk stopping you in the corridor when you’re walking briskly due to the tortoise getting curious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 13 hours ago, Shotgun said: I recently phoned a local shop to check what time they closed. I'd missed them for the day so it rolled over to an answering machine which wasn't a problem except...the recording was the voice of a little kid telling me to call back in the moooooorning. Nah, you're alright. When did this come to mean "No, thank you"? Hear it all the time and it's a PTTGOMN. "D'you want another pint?" "Nah, you're alright." "Aye, I'm fine, but do you want a pint or not?" Just as bad as "Don't mind if I do!" if the answer is yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 18 hours ago, Dee Man said: Earlier on today I watched old footage of police interviewing Martyn Bryant, the guy who carried out the mass shooting in Tasmania in 1996, and they were constantly referring to him as "mate". Quite a strange choice of person to befriend I thought, although in his defence he does strike you as a really nice guy, always laughing and joking - even his lawyer said he hated himself for not being able to dislike him. I believe he may have had a few issues underneath the smiley exterior though. You could be onto something there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 17 hours ago, Shandon Par said: There’s a hotel I stay in sometimes and the lift voice is this grating kid going “first floooor”. “Secoooond floooor”. I always tell it to f**k off. Those self service checkouts that announce "Thank you for shopping at Tesco (other supermarkets are available)". I always say "Don't mention it." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Those self service checkouts that announce "Thank you for shopping at Tesco (other supermarkets are available)". I always say "Don't mention it."I have a conversation with those machines after I've paid which goes like:- Checkout: "Please take your change..." Me: "Even notes?!" Checkout: "especially notes" True story. Simpsons fans will get it B) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 1 minute ago, 19QOS19 said: I have a conversation with those machines after I've aid which goes like:- Checkout: "Please take your change..." Me: "Even notes?!" Checkout: "especially notes" True story. Simpsons fans will get it B) I can understand how people might forget notes, but the coins rattle out like you've hit the jackpot on a fruit machine. I was using one (of the self service check outs) the other week and discovered the previous user had left their change behind, about £3.00 odd. The following day we were back in the same supermarket and my granddaughter got about £4.00 that someone had left behind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 2 hours ago, GordonD said: When did this come to mean "No, thank you"? Hear it all the time and it's a PTTGOMN. "D'you want another pint?" "Nah, you're alright." "Aye, I'm fine, but do you want a pint or not?" Just as bad as "Don't mind if I do!" if the answer is yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 People who want to have a conversation with you when your trying to eat your lunch. f**k off!Or worse still, "I know you're having your lunch, but can I just ask you about this?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 On 5/21/2019 at 17:43, Shandon Par said: There’s a hotel I stay in sometimes and the lift voice is this grating kid going “first floooor”. “Secoooond floooor”. I always tell it to f**k off. Did it respond when you told it to f**k off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 23 hours ago, philpy said: People who want to have a conversation with you when your trying to eat your lunch. f**k off! This song was written specifically for you, Philpy. Smoko being Aussie for 'work break', of course... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Smoko being Aussie for 'work break', of course...Australians sticking an 'o' onto the end of words/abbreviations.(The atrocity that is 'peno' exceeds the remit of Pretty Things and belongs in some other thread.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 This song was written specifically for you, Philpy. Smoko being Aussie for 'work break', of course... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Australians sticking an 'o' onto the end of words/abbreviations.(The atrocity that is 'peno' exceeds the remit of Pretty Things and belongs in some other thread.)Good point well made DiegoDiegoo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 It's not just our Colonial Convict Cousins that stick "o" on the end of things, eh cuntos?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Paedo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Sicko 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 27 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Paedo 21 minutes ago, Ziggy said: Sicko The two Marx Brothers who were ditched from the act before they became famous. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Laura Kuennsberg’s mouth. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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