Sergeant Wilson Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: I won't be cutting grass in the rain. I've given up completely as my contribution to the green doo hickey all the young lot are on about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: If cowardice was a sport I'd have played for Scotland. You'd have had to get past me first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Just now, Jacksgranda said: You'd have had to get past me first. You win. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 If cowardice was a sport I'd have played for Scotland.Tbf, you’d probably make the world 11. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Just now, Brother Blades said: Tbf, you’d probably make the world 11. I think I'd be the captain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 3 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Roll on retirement so I can move Hear hear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 My petty thing has actually enraged me more than it should, I’m seething, but at myself for letting it bother me.In a bar in Vietnam & a guy asks “what part of Jockoland are you from”?I should have just brushed it off as him being a huge c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 3 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Like what? Some folk say they don't even leave the house when it rains. Just a few examples of how rain can be utterly fucking shite: - Getting soaked en route to work and having to sit for hours in cold, wet clothes - Having to get a suit dry cleaned after it getting soaked - Cricket literally can’t be played (I don’t play or watch it, but others do so can imagine that would be annoying) - Golf is 100x worse if it’s raining If you’re still genuinely struggling to grasp how rain can be annoying for people, I’d suggest you head over to the Calling Cards of Morons thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 (edited) Good. f**k golf and f**k cricket. ETA and suits. Edited May 18, 2019 by Melanius Mullarkey 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Inhaling icing powder off the top of a biscuit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daydream Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Brilliant idea. Get a work mate to join in and turn up like the guys in ZZ Top.That idea’s got legs. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Just a few examples of how rain can be utterly fucking shite: - Getting soaked en route to work and having to sit for hours in cold, wet clothes - Having to get a suit dry cleaned after it getting soaked - Cricket literally can’t be played (I don’t play or watch it, but others do so can imagine that would be annoying) - Golf is 100x worse if it’s raining If you’re still genuinely struggling to grasp how rain can be annoying for people, I’d suggest you head over to the Calling Cards of Morons thread. Get the bus/car/taxi to work if it's raining. Why is rain 'miserable'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 [emoji38] Get the bus/car/taxi to work if it's raining. Why is rain 'miserable'?You are going to be in a tiny minority here. Its fucking shite when it rains. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 My petty thing has actually enraged me more than it should, I’m seething, but at myself for letting it bother me.In a bar in Vietnam & a guy asks “what part of Jockoland are you from”?I should have just brushed it off as him being a huge c**t. Ask him what part of Brexitville he’s from? Assuming he’s English. But then he’s probably pro-Brexit so might not annoy him so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 53 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Inhaling icing powder off the top of a biscuit Just buy cocaine then, you tramp. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Get the bus/car/taxi to work if it's raining. Why is rain 'miserable'? I went to a gig last Friday. In the ten minutes it took me to walk to the Subway and from the Subway to the CCA it was raining so hard I was wet through to my underwear. I was almost dry when I left to go home, at ten past eleven. But no, in your world I should be paying £15 for a taxi to avoid that. Can't let that rain get the better of me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Get the bus/car/taxi to work if it's raining. Why is rain 'miserable'? So you ignore the other three points and make a ridiculous point about getting a taxi to and from work every day that it rains. I know you’re not this stupid, so I’ll leave you to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 17 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I went to a gig last Friday. In the ten minutes it took me to walk to the Subway and from the Subway to the CCA it was raining so hard I was wet through to my underwear. I was almost dry when I left to go home, at ten past eleven. But no, in your world I should be paying £15 for a taxi to avoid that. Can't let that rain get the better of me! Why didn't you just carry an umbrella? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Why didn't you just carry an umbrella? Having to carry extra equipment... Another shite point for rain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 This thread descending into an argument about rain 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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