GordonD Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 It's his own fault. When he went into the shop to buy a deodorant they asked him if he wanted the ball type. ICTJohnboy answered, "No, it's for under my arms." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Forgot my thermos before I left for work earlier and I went to go back to flat for it and was buzzing the buzzer and phoning the mrs and she wasn’t letting me in. I had to give up trying and later found out she never heard the buzzer or her phone because she was drying her hair. Very annoying. Also I have her mother staying tonight and she is being her sister (my gfs aunty) with her, the last time she stayed with us she was incredibly annoying and giving us parenting advice throughout her stay.An endless steam of shit for myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, throbber said: Forgot my thermos before I left for work earlier and I went to go back to flat for it and was buzzing the buzzer and phoning the mrs and she wasn’t letting me in. I had to give up trying and later found out she never heard the buzzer or her phone because she was drying her hair. Very annoying. Also I have her mother staying tonight and she is being her sister (my gfs aunty) with her, the last time she stayed with us she was incredibly annoying and giving us parenting advice throughout her stay. An endless steam of shit for myself. Does she not trust you with your own key? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, throbber said: Forgot my thermos before I left for work earlier and I went to go back to flat for it and was buzzing the buzzer and phoning the mrs and she wasn’t letting me in. I had to give up trying and later found out she never heard the buzzer or her phone because she was drying her hair. Very annoying. Also I have her mother staying tonight and she is being her sister (my gfs aunty) with her, the last time she stayed with us she was incredibly annoying and giving us parenting advice throughout her stay. An endless steam of shit for myself. Do you not have a key to get in? You'll need a few tinnies to get through tonight. Good luck 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Does she not trust you with your own key? We only have two keys and we gave one to the estate agent so they can do viewings when we are out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, throbber said: Forgot my thermos before I left for work earlier and I went to go back to flat for it and was buzzing the buzzer and phoning the mrs and she wasn’t letting me in. I had to give up trying and later found out she never heard the buzzer or her phone because she was drying her hair. Very annoying. Also I have her mother staying tonight and she is being her sister (my gfs aunty) with her, the last time she stayed with us she was incredibly annoying and giving us parenting advice throughout her stay. An endless steam of shit for myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 2 hours ago, throbber said: We only have two keys and we gave one to the estate agent so they can do viewings when we are out. as compared to the viewings you do when you're in.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 3 hours ago, throbber said: Also I have her mother staying tonight and she is being her sister Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be... my sister. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be... my sister. [emoji23] that was a typo. Careless mistakes like that happen when I don’t get my morning coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 18 minutes ago, throbber said: that was a typo. Careless mistakes like that happen when I don’t get my morning hole. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 FTFYSo every morning then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Words like sister, mum and girlfriend are all fairly fluid terms round throbber's. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 I don’t even want to go home tonight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 We're cooking chicken in some kind of mental paprika sauce. Red wine bottle open, fire round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 1 hour ago, throbber said: I don’t even want to go home tonight. ^^^Stops in the pub for "just the one", staggers back at 2am and climbs in beside Auntie by mistake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 New rule at my work,we are now allowed to have a beard but not allowed to grow one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 New rule at my work,we are now allowed to have a beard but not allowed to grow one.Wear a fake one and see what they say. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 31 minutes ago, keithgy said: New rule at my work,we are now allowed to have a beard but not allowed to grow one. 2 minutes ago, Jambomo said: Wear a fake one and see what they say. Brilliant idea. Get a work mate to join in and turn up like the guys in ZZ Top. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 6 minutes ago, Jambomo said: Wear a fake one and see what they say. I am lucky as I am off for 2 weeks so can grow one . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 New rule at my work,we are now allowed to have a beard but not allowed to grow one.Where do you work that they dictate this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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