Salvo Montalbano Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Glad it’s not just me then.........Our fave poker player, the voluptuous Victoria Coren has started this pish on ‘Only Connect’, even to the extent of getting both teams to have a group singalong to ‘Ten Green Bottles’.........fúck off with this nonsense......[emoji35]Well, not really. Vicky introduces the teams at the start with a little bit of (implausible sounding) trivia about each member and doesn't really interact with them much apart from when the show is running short (usually when a team solves the wall really quickly) and she always tries to get the teams to sing the fourth song in the music sequences round (saying that they don't have the rights to the song or whatever). I won't have a bad word said against her. [emoji6] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 3 hours ago, pandarilla said: I need to take my like back. I thought the original post was slagging the thought of Bolton covering a legend like Orbison. Were you pair slagging both artists? That's absolutely shocking. Orbison and Jeff Lynne wrote some incredible songs, and anyone who can't spot this didn't deserve ears. Apologies if I've fucked all this up. (Michael Bolton can f**k off and die (if he's not dead already)) I was making the point that, given the 3 artists involved, it should have been a belter of a song. It is utterly fucking dreadful though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 13 hours ago, tarapoa said: Forgetting to take a carrier bag with me to Tesco and having to buy another one. I will likely have wasted £3.95 on completely unnecessary cheese or the likes, but that 10p causes an inner rage that is hard to shake off. The alternative of trying to carry everything out to the car without a bag , stuffing as much as possible into pockets ends up equally annoying when you’re trying to fish your car-key out of your pocket Which is another thing that gets on my nerves ........that I usually have to delve into several pockets on my trousers/shorts/ jacket before finding the key I’m looking for either for the car or the house 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 The alternative of trying to carry everything out to the car without a bag , stuffing as much as possible into pockets ends up equally annoying when you’re trying to fish your car-key out of your pocket Which is another thing that gets on my nerves ........that I usually have to delve into several pockets on my trousers/shorts/ jacket before finding the key I’m looking for either for the car or the houseGet a car without needing to physically open it you peasant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Stellaboz said: 22 minutes ago, A96 said: The alternative of trying to carry everything out to the car without a bag , stuffing as much as possible into pockets ends up equally annoying when you’re trying to fish your car-key out of your pocket Which is another thing that gets on my nerves ........that I usually have to delve into several pockets on my trousers/shorts/ jacket before finding the key I’m looking for either for the car or the house Get a car without needing to physically open it you peasant. Explain please 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 21 hours ago, broon-loon said: I reckon you also Farted. I usually save them for the lift tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Explain please Get a keyless card entry car. Peasant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, A96 said: Explain please 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 12 minutes ago, A96 said: Explain please Get a keyless card entry car. Peasant. 10 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 13 minutes ago, A96 said: Explain please Get a keyless card entry car. Peasant. Do you not still have to find the card and put some sort of pressure on it for it to work ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Do you not still have to find the card and put some sort of pressure on it for it to work ?Nope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 34 minutes ago, A96 said: Do you not still have to find the card and put some sort of pressure on it for it to work ? No, as long as you have the key on your person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 16 minutes ago, Rugster said: No, as long as you have the key on your person. How do you lock it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Just now, welshbairn said: How do you lock it? Locks automatically when you walk away from the car. There are buttons on the key to unlock and lock as a back up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: And any excuse for.. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Ah the Daisy Dukes. Pretty sure I still have a pair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Got a query from someone who viewed our flat last night asking what the noise levels were like in the flat and if it was noisy. It really is a very quiet place to stay but as if we are going to say it’s loud as f**k and we very rarely get an uninterrupted nights sleep! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, throbber said: Got a query from someone who viewed our flat last night asking what the noise levels were like in the flat and if it was noisy. It really is a very quiet place to stay but as if we are going to say it’s loud as f**k and we very rarely get an uninterrupted nights sleep! Did you start ranting about imaginary old ladies staring at you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Did you start ranting about imaginary old ladies staring at you?Didn’t mention that to anyone, she’s been dead nearly 2 years thank god. Still puts me off looking out our window though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, throbber said: Got a query from someone who viewed our flat last night asking what the noise levels were like in the flat and if it was noisy. It really is a very quiet place to stay but as if we are going to say it’s loud as f**k and we very rarely get an uninterrupted nights sleep! Or being truthful you could have told them you have no idea as you are normally blacked out on Budweiser by 9pm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Just now, throbber said: Didn’t mention that to anyone, she’s been dead nearly 2 years thank god. Still puts me off looking out our window though! The poor b*****d will see her soon enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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