Herman Hessian Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: f**k being a woman. I never tell my missus this but I reckon they've got a bit of a raw deal. Giving birth, bleeding for a week every month, lugging tits about everywhere, change of life etc. f**k that shit homey. yeah - but - multiple orgasms ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Herman Hessian said: yeah - but - multiple orgasms ! If only you lot were capable of providing them, we might just find a use for you. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 8 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: If only you lot were capable of providing them, we might just find a use for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 So far this past week P&B has decided pensioners shouldn't be allowed out shopping in the morning - and now someone wants them banned from banks and post offices early afternoon. Poor old codgers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Absolutely stunned that Herman brought that up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Lisa Cuddy said: If only you lot were capable of providing them, we might just find a use for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 5 hours ago, Dee Man said: lugging tits about everywhere, I think they're called husbands. Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 5 hours ago, Dee Man said: I thought it was the other way about at that age. They're usually walking about fanning themselves and complaining about being too hot during the menopause. f**k being a woman. I never tell my missus this but I reckon they've got a bit of a raw deal. Giving birth, bleeding for a week every month, lugging tits about everywhere, change of life etc. f**k that shit homey. Spoiler this can happen to men as well but I would add that being on the pill must be awful as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 CEX - the shop, not the activity. Despite there regularly being some good stuff for sale, I've yet to find a branch that isn't a complete shambles - you almost hope there's nothing you want so you don't have to deal with the place any further. I can understand it to an extent - it must be dispiriting for the staff to have to contend with some of the pondlife in there attempting to punt clearly-stolen gear, but take today as an example: went to buy four items - they'd managed to lose two of them in their filing system, and priced a third one wrong. "Oh yeah - that one must have gone up..." Keep the lot, hen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 On 26/03/2019 at 06:05, Stellaboz said: Vulva This poor girl takes saddle sore to another level. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/disability-sport/47718629 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 When you see 'New' beside a TV programme you like only to find out its just a compilation episode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crroma Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 There's absolutely no way you are thirty three years old. Ok 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crroma Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 When you see 'New' beside a TV programme you like only to find out its just a compilation episode.Or its just new to that channel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 If only you lot were capable of providing them, we might just find a use for you. I have a receipt from Hitachi that suggests I did provide them... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 2 hours ago, weirdcal said: 9 hours ago, Lisa Cuddy said: If only you lot were capable of providing them, we might just find a use for you. I have a receipt from Hitachi that suggests I did provide them... Hitachi? Cheapskate. Doxy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 People who can't stand still, it's bad enough at bus stops or train stations when you're there and some fud is just pacing up and down constantly. Even worse on the pubs though, group of folk are sitting or standing round a table and there's one guy who just is constantly on the move. They're almost always complete bams and it just makes them look even more shifty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 7 hours ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Hitachi? Cheapskate. Doxy. I had to Google 'Doxy' there - definition: massage wand. I may invest in one for my tight quads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 8 hours ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Hitachi? Gesundheit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: I had to Google 'Doxy' there - definition: massage wand. I may invest in one for my tight quads. They work well on the shoulder blades too. You could also use it as a truncheon to fend off your many antipodean attackers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRob72 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 The upward inflection; people who upturn the end of a simple sentence by stressing the last word as though it’s a question. Generally used by people who also throw in unnecessary words to fill out a sentence or explanation, such as basically, specifically and fundamentally. Petty but so fucking annoying. ETA, Spellcheck[emoji847] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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