IainMorton Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: It's a fucking Steak Bake you cretins. Shut it, tadger. (sorry) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 13 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Bus passes shouldn't work before 10am. In Edinburgh it used to be 9am that they became valid. Which led to pensioners being called "twirlies" by bus drivers because they would get on and ask "Am I too early for this?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 In Edinburgh it used to be 9am that they became valid. Which led to pensioners being called "twirlies" by bus drivers because they would get on and ask "Am I too early for this?"Another one of those, same time tomorrow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 (edited) The idea of asking the sweet old lady at my local newsagent for a Porn Pass does not appeal, nor uploading my passport to some pornographer. VPN it is. https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2019/mar/16/uk-online-porn-age-verification-launch Best wishes Randy from Milwaukee, WI. Edited March 16, 2019 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Of Average Intelligence said: Not cool. 2006? He's probably happily married to a fat Muslim by now. Edited March 16, 2019 by welshbairn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, Of Average Intelligence said: Not cool. Absolutely, I'm glad that you have some self-awareness. That post was written by a wee boy who was trying extremely hard to be funny. Thirteen years ago. What an incredible amount of effort you're putting in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: The idea of asking the sweet old lady at my local newsagent for a Porn Pass does not appeal, nor uploading my passport to some pornographer. VPN it is. https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2019/mar/16/uk-online-porn-age-verification-launch Quote Its system will require individuals to create an account with their email and password and then upload a passport or driving licence, which will be verified by a third party. If they do not feel comfortable doing this, they can present themselves in person with appropriate ID at a newsagent to buy a so-called “porn pass” for £4.99 per device, with the owner of the shop verifying the age of the purchaser. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 21 minutes ago, Of Average Intelligence said: It took no effort to stumble across your Islamophobia. You 'stumbled' right into a time machine, presumably. Fat people still get on my nerves though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 8 hours ago, welshbairn said: Bus passes shouldn't work unless you vote for Independence. See how far you get then with your beloved Unionist bus pass you old c**t. FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 5 hours ago, The Real Saints said: You 'stumbled' right into a time machine, presumably. Fat people still get on my nerves though. Leopards don't change their spots! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 English football fans that stand and politely applaud when their team, who are down to ten men, score a last minute winner away from home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 48 minutes ago, IainMorton said: English football fans that stand and politely applaud when their team, who are down to ten men, score a last minute winner away from home. Having watched MOTD I know that you're making this up, but I don't know why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 54 minutes ago, IainMorton said: English football fans that stand and politely applaud when their team, who are down to ten men, score a last minute winner away from home. I watched Sheffield Wednesday fans politely clap their team coming off after being hammered by a marginally less shite Birmingham City side. Disgusting behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Footballers putting the ball just outside the corner area instead of inside. What the f**k is that all about? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 The ghastly Claudia Winkleman advertising Head And Shoulders 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Just now, whiskychimp said: Footballers putting the ball just outside the corner area instead of inside. What the f**k is that all about? While the Assist.Ref looks on and says and does nothing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: The ghastly Claudia Winkleman advertising Head And Shoulders She's an annoying personality vacuum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 The ghastly Claudia Winkleman advertising Head And ShouldersMrs B says she looks like she has "sweaty knickers"Unsure what to make of that tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Footballers putting the ball just outside the corner area instead of inside. What the f**k is that all about? People not realising that as long as part of the ball is above part of the line then it is still insider the corner arc. Not quite as annoying as fans who get blue in the face shouting at the officials about it though. [emoji14] 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 People not realising that as long as part of the ball is above part of the line then it is still insider the corner arc. Not quite as annoying as fans who get blue in the face shouting at the officials about it though. [emoji14] Often discussed on here this one. I find it really odd. I mean, I look at where a player takes a throw from as they often seek to gain a lot of yards and I expect the ref to be on top of that, but who are these people who give a f**k about two inches gained for a cross thats about to be slung into an area of 10 square yards with about 18 bodies in it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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