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Sitting in a cafe having some lunch and there is a guy at the next table to me who has spent the last 10 mins on women’s underwear websites looking at women in bras. I’m pretty sure he’s just perving and it’s putting me off my dinner [emoji23]

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13 minutes ago, Jambomo said:

Sitting in a cafe having some lunch and there is a guy at the next table to me who has spent the last 10 mins on women’s underwear websites looking at women in bras. I’m pretty sure he’s just perving and it’s putting me off my dinner emoji23.png

which P&B poster is he then?

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27 minutes ago, Jambomo said:

Sitting in a cafe having some lunch and there is a guy at the next table to me who has spent the last 10 mins on women’s underwear websites looking at women in bras. I’m pretty sure he’s just perving and it’s putting me off my dinner emoji23.png

It's certainly getting to you! :P

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2 hours ago, Jambomo said:

Sitting in a cafe having some lunch and there is a guy at the next table to me who has spent the last 10 mins on women’s underwear websites looking at women in bras. I’m pretty sure he’s just perving and it’s putting me off my dinner emoji23.png

Is he aware people can see him?

I like the video of the old guy on a train watching porn on his laptop as he sits at an angle so no-one can see his screen, completely oblivious to the fact that everyone can see the reflection on the window as it goes through a tunnel. 

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13 minutes ago, Dee Man said:

Is he aware people can see him?

I like the video of the old guy on a train watching porn on his laptop as he sits at an angle so no-one can see his screen, completely oblivious to the fact that everyone can see the reflection on the window as it goes through a tunnel. 

He was a bit aware, as anytime the staff walked by he'd change the screen to a wiki article, his screen was actually angled towards me so he should have realized I could see him but he really didn't seem to be aware that I could. Unless, since I am female, maybe that was his point (which would mean I spectacularly missed it!)

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Sounds like you've always been old.
In the mind certainly. I'm maybe just weird but even when I was younger, when I put the radio on I wanted to actually hear music. Not a bunch of arseholes talking complete shite with a song being played once every 15 minutes.
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In the mind certainly. I'm maybe just weird but even when I was younger, when I put the radio on I wanted to actually hear music. Not a bunch of arseholes talking complete shite with a song being played once every 15 minutes.
Yep, old.
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27 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said:

Pistachio nuts. You buy a bag and the number of empty shells always exceeds the number of loose nuts which means I've paid for empty shells and some other c**t has got my nuts. 

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3 hours ago, NewBornBairn said:

Pistachio nuts. You buy a bag and the number of empty shells always exceeds the number of loose nuts which means I've paid for empty shells and some other c**t has got my nuts. 

One day you will get a bag with more loose nuts than empty shells

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17 hours ago, NewBornBairn said:

Pistachio nuts. You buy a bag and the number of empty shells always exceeds the number of loose nuts which means I've paid for empty shells and some other c**t has got my nuts. 

Same if you ever order mussels in a restaurant - there's always more shells than mussels.

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