Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 I just got skooshed by one of those automatic air fresheners in the pub toilet. I'm going to be reeking like a hoor's handbag all fucking night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 I ate at one of these back in the day. Nothing like as good as it was cracked up to be. Anyway, today's PTTGOYN is that someone tried to haggle me down from 25p to 20p for an item because "I've seen them sell at that price at other shops" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 35 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I ate at one of these back in the day. Nothing like as good as it was cracked up to be. Anyway, today's PTTGOYN is that someone tried to haggle me down from 25p to 20p for an item because "I've seen them sell at that price at other shops" Is your first point linked to your second point? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 18 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Is your first point linked to your second point? 25p? Pfft. Spoiler I won't drop to those kinds of prices 'til after Brexit. 25p, or the peelings from a rotten turnip. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 22 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: 25p? Pfft. Reveal hidden contents I won't drop to those kinds of prices 'til after Brexit. 25p, or the peelings from a rotten turnip. I’ll bide my time for 4 weeks in that case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 I assumed this Barcelona eatery had 2 letters missing. Imagine my surprise when they insisted Chow Mein was a noodle dish and not what I was after at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Waking up at 0430 wide awake. It's going to be a long day.How about you go back to sleep then you cabbage. Rather than posting on here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
++Ammo - Airdrie++ Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Waking up at 0430 wide awake. It's going to be a long day.Think I was speaking to someone on "infuriating thing's your partner does" thread about this.Always happens to me at the weekend, as soon as I'm awake, that's m for the day, and I've seen me waking up from 03:50 onwards some weekends, absolutely horrible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Waking up at 0430 wide awake. It's going to be a long day.Happens to me loads as well. Fucking hate it. Also get it the other way around where I can’t get to sleep til the wee hours then have to go to work on about 3hrs sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Been up since 5 due to her fucking snoring. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 20 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Been up since 5 due to her fucking snoring. Worst thing ever. Why put pillows in a bed, it's gives too much temptation to smother the fucker? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Been up since 5 due to her fucking snoring. Just go home then. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 On 25/02/2019 at 11:11, Shandon Par said: Cheers. had a bit of a cold anyway then had a big lad crash the top of his head into my nose on Friday. Was away this weekend and realised I couldn't smell or taste anything. Maybe another thump in the same place will restore the senses. Aye, that usually works with a broken leg... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 15 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I ate at one of these back in the day. Nothing like as good as it was cracked up to be. Anyway, today's PTTGOYN is that someone tried to haggle me down from 25p to 20p for an item because "I've seen them sell at that price at other shops" Was it toilet roll? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Been up since 5 due to her fucking snoring. "Sex Fetish I Don't Like" for that sort of pish... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Burds posting pictures of their nails all glammed up or whatever.Nails are fucking disgusting and not braw, not matter what. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 8 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Burds posting pictures of their nails all glammed up or whatever. Nails are fucking disgusting and not braw, not matter what. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 4 hours ago, GordonD said: Did this take anyone else to YouTube to watch some strangely satisfying nail growth time-lapse videos? No? Just me then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 The way new housing developments are named. It's always THE Medows. The Stables. Strath view . Never Crematorium close. Or Abattoir Avenue. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 The way new housing developments are named. It's always THE Medows. The Stables. Strath view . Never Crematorium close. Or Abattoir Avenue. It's almost as if they're trying to make them sound as pleasant as possible to try and encourage people to part with vast sums of money to live there. You could extend the gripe to the names of the actual houses they build in these sickeningly pleasant sounding streets. To think someone probably gets paid a fortune to find a way to scale the names of the houses to give subconscious placing of class within the estate. You know that if you have moved into The Balmoral that you are superior in every way to the scummy tinks that could only afford The Smith, probably needing to use help to buy as well! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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