welshbairn Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 I think we should get the license to do what the f**k we like with foreign words when we import them. Doctors do it all the time by mixing up Greek and Latin to confuse a patient with a sore bit. I'm pretty sure that the ancient Persian or modern Turkish plural for a wee self standing booth isn't "Kiosks." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Language evolves lads.Generally said by idiots trying to excuse their idiocy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 59 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: I'd just like to point out I have never used the word panino in real life. Language evolves lads. Imagine being that guy who asks for a panino. - Can I have a panino please? - U wot m8? Do you mean a panini? - Nope. Panini is plural whereas I am after a single panino. - f**k off. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 7 hours ago, Northboy said: I recently saw a sign in Amsterdam Airport advertising PANINI'S. Given that PANINI is already plural this somehow manages to be grammatically wrong in two languages at the same time. What is a singular panini? A bit lonely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 People who talk about "a one pence coin" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, GordonD said: People who talk about "a one pence coin" Penny for your thoughts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Mouth breathers. Mouth breathers chewing gum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Half and Half scarvesCannot imagine a desire to have a scarf with an opponent on it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 23 hours ago, Dee Man said: Imagine being that guy who asks for a panino. - Can I have a panino please? - U wot m8? Do you mean a panini? - Nope. Panini is plural whereas I am after a single panino. - f**k off. Doubt there’s much demand for Vegemite panino. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Muir Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Fucking Siri in the car. I’ll all for the hands free but that fucking thing translates my accent into all kinds of shite, which renders the ability to answer business messages, null & void. I have to wait til I stop to answer business messages so what’s the fucking point ? b*****d thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 4 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Doubt there’s much demand for Vegemite panino. Maybe not a panino but there is a panini. Why anyone would want to eat one of these is another thing. Vegemite and Cheese | Coe & Coe Cremorne, Footscray, Port Melbourne Every Coe & Coe venue has fresh, specially-baked rye panini bread delivered daily (they're the only ones that get this recipe). We’d happy bundle up a few slices and eat them with nothing but butter all day—but Coe & Coe can do one better. While it’s not on the menu, you can request a cheese and vegemite panini. They nail the ratio every time, so you can thank us for the intel later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Jumbo Muir said: Fucking Siri in the car. I’ll all for the hands free but that fucking thing translates my accent into all kinds of shite, which renders the ability to answer business messages, null & void. I have to wait til I stop to answer business messages so what’s the fucking point ? b*****d thing. Why would you ever need Siri when driving? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Some of the shit "music" that people play while driving. The car sitting near me at my work is is playing a song that can only be discribed as random electronic sounds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Muir Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Why would you ever need Siri when driving?It’s Apple CarPlay. I can answer texts by speaking but it can’t cope with the accent. Fucking thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Either I’m pronouncing Arnold Schönberg’s name wrong or Amazon Alexa doesn’t know how it’s pronounced or Amazon Music doesn’t have any of his stuff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Aye alright away and enjoy your panino pal.Seeing as I live in Italy, that's exactly what I'm doing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 14 hours ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: Either I’m pronouncing Arnold Schönberg’s name wrong or Amazon Alexa doesn’t know how it’s pronounced or Amazon Music doesn’t have any of his stuff 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 The fact Peperroni means peppers in Italian. I'm going to open a pizza place and serve peppers instead of spicy discs or debatable meat. I'll be hugely popular 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 This really shit use of negative space. Fight Hinger, eh? f**k off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Packs containing odd numbers of things you normally consume in even quantities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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